"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
use this to stop masterbaiting
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
rsxtreme
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Scrumtulescence said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ace of Flames
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Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, save the kittens.
Please, save the kittens.
BuckwildSantos
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Your penis is an evil monster, every time you stroke it.. it gets bigger
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
ValleyDJing
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:crackup:hi2u said:
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She has a hot face.
realsmoothie
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Oh f*ck, that's just the absurdly funniest thing I've seen in a long time, but only because they call it a "ceiling cat".hope7 said:
Maybe someone should make a fake cat/hole and sell them for your bedroom.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Juan and only
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I've never understood this "stop masturbating" advice.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
Tomatoes
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Masturbation is natural.