"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
use this to stop masterbaiting
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Scrumtulescence
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rsxtreme
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Scrumtulescence said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Ace of Flames
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Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, save the kittens.
Please, save the kittens.
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Your penis is an evil monster, every time you stroke it.. it gets bigger
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
ValleyDJing
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:crackup:hi2u said:
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She has a hot face.
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Oh f*ck, that's just the absurdly funniest thing I've seen in a long time, but only because they call it a "ceiling cat".hope7 said:
Maybe someone should make a fake cat/hole and sell them for your bedroom.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The Juan and only
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I've never understood this "stop masturbating" advice.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
Tomatoes
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Masturbation is natural.