"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
use this to stop masterbaiting
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Scrumtulescence
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rsxtreme
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Scrumtulescence said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ace of Flames
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Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, save the kittens.
Please, save the kittens.
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Your penis is an evil monster, every time you stroke it.. it gets bigger
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
ValleyDJing
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:crackup:hi2u said:
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She has a hot face.
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Oh f*ck, that's just the absurdly funniest thing I've seen in a long time, but only because they call it a "ceiling cat".hope7 said:
Maybe someone should make a fake cat/hole and sell them for your bedroom.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Juan and only
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I've never understood this "stop masturbating" advice.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
Tomatoes
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Masturbation is natural.