"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
use this to stop masterbaiting
- Thread starter hope7
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scrumtulescence
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rsxtreme
Don Juan
Scrumtulescence said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Ace of Flames
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Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, save the kittens.
Please, save the kittens.
BuckwildSantos
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Your penis is an evil monster, every time you stroke it.. it gets bigger
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
every time it spits, thousands of potential children die.
NO CHILD MURDER!
ValleyDJing
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:crackup:hi2u said:
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She has a hot face.
realsmoothie
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Oh f*ck, that's just the absurdly funniest thing I've seen in a long time, but only because they call it a "ceiling cat".hope7 said:
Maybe someone should make a fake cat/hole and sell them for your bedroom.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The Juan and only
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I've never understood this "stop masturbating" advice.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
1. Research shows that masturbating does not decrease testosterone levels in males. Changes are very temporary and have no significant effects.
2. I don't find that I'm particularly more horny when I haven't been masturbating; in fact I often find that I'm less horny after a brief masturbatory hiatus. Doing it, makes you want to do it more.
3. I can't be bothered to clean up mess from the inevitable wet dreams it will give me.
Tomatoes
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Masturbation is natural.