"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Urgent!

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Kibblez'n'Bitz
I think I can help.. Are you by chance of Yugoslav nationality, as your name/alias sounds like 'Dusan' which is a yugoslav name and I happen to have a similar name/nationality as my ethnic background..

This thread is indeed weird but I could probably help 'translate' lol
I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).

Anyway, at the end it was pretty fun, and she laughed all the way long... :D

Well, i'm glad that you guys have a good laugh here, which proves me that it was a crazy and funny and ofc stupid idea... :)

Keep laughing and be in the good mood!!!

:) :D
 

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Well, at least it worked out for you.


Starman,

That pic is pure gold, man!!!!!....lol
 

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Originally posted by Duasun
I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).

Anyway, at the end it was pretty fun, and she laughed all the way long... :D

Well, i'm glad that you guys have a good laugh here, which proves me that it was a crazy and funny and ofc stupid idea... :)

Keep laughing and be in the good mood!!!

:) :D
please explain exactly how everything transpired. i'm still clueless as to why you chose a bar, how you knew she would be there, and how it all went down.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).
Ha, I knew it! :) Onda dobro dosli na ovaj foruma, Bojan. Ti ces da vidis da narodi i informacija na ovaj sajt je mnogo pomozljiv. Ima jedan fajl na ovaj sajt sta se moze daunlodirati i zove se "DJ Bible".. To je sve potpunjen sa informacije na kako terati, pokupiti i razumeti zene.
 

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Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Kako si znao da sam iz YU? Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... :) Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... :D Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je...


Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...

I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...
 

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Originally posted by Duasun
Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... :) Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je...


Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...

I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...
LOL...there's only ONE language that crosses all human cultural barriers. ;) :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... "


Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace or her meat muffin. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime (sometimes by my own hand!). Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck or inside of a chicken and then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT! and to Choke the chicken Until a Polar Bear Comes Out!"
 

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Originally posted by Starman
"Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... "


Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime. Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT!"

What the fvck man? What do you want from me? MAybe it's funny to you, but in this situation, it worked out. What else do you want me to say?
 

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lol Starman :)

Hey chill out Duasan, he's playing around, don't get so serious about everything :)
 

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heheh "what do you want from me"

I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?

We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?

The suspense is unbearable
 

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Originally posted by Starman
heheh "what do you want from me"

I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?

We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?

The suspense is unbearable
OMG YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! first you dug up that completely-appropriate polar bear pic and now this. in my 3-4 years of browsing forums, i have never laughed so hard.

"bottle of Finlandia" - brilliant

Duasun: please elaborate on your story. i am on pins and needles here. you are now the teacher and us your students.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime. Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT!"



This is tooo funny! I'm catching a migraine laughing so hard!
 

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Originally posted by Starman
heheh "what do you want from me"

I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?

We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?

The suspense is unbearable
I will let you guys to think whatever you want to think. Anyway, you do have a sense of humour Starman. :D
 

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Dusani,

Are you sure your girl was calling you a Polar Bear and Not a Bi-Polar Bear?

$hit if you are having good results with a new technique and not sharing..thats anti-DJ

One time I hid a Pickle in my pocket and the chick found it!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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