Urgent!

[Kibblez'n'Bitz]

'Duasun' is Japanese for 'Don Juan'

Really? "So desu ne!" Should be interesting to find out what he has to say..

 

[Knicknack]

Originally posted by Starman
'Duasun' is Japanese for 'Don Juan'

LOL

 

[Duasun]

Originally posted by Kibblez'n'Bitz
I think I can help.. Are you by chance of Yugoslav nationality, as your name/alias sounds like 'Dusan' which is a yugoslav name and I happen to have a similar name/nationality as my ethnic background..

This thread is indeed weird but I could probably help 'translate' lol

I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).

Anyway, at the end it was pretty fun, and she laughed all the way long...

Well, i'm glad that you guys have a good laugh here, which proves me that it was a crazy and funny and ofc stupid idea...

Keep laughing and be in the good mood!!!

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Well, at least it worked out for you.


Starman,

That pic is pure gold, man!!!!!....lol

 

[Knicknack]

Originally posted by Duasun
I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).

Anyway, at the end it was pretty fun, and she laughed all the way long...

Well, i'm glad that you guys have a good laugh here, which proves me that it was a crazy and funny and ofc stupid idea...

Keep laughing and be in the good mood!!!

please explain exactly how everything transpired. i'm still clueless as to why you chose a bar, how you knew she would be there, and how it all went down.

 

[Starman]

Dasani,

I knew it would work!

forget all this DJ Crap!

Im going to buy my oneitus this thing below and hide it in her baseball mitt of a crotch

http://www.rinconada.com/Polar_Pair.jpg

 

[squirrels]

LOL...I'm thinking there's three times as much to this story as was communicated here.

 

[Kibblez'n'Bitz]

I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).

Ha, I knew it! Onda dobro dosli na ovaj foruma, Bojan. Ti ces da vidis da narodi i informacija na ovaj sajt je mnogo pomozljiv. Ima jedan fajl na ovaj sajt sta se moze daunlodirati i zove se "DJ Bible".. To je sve potpunjen sa informacije na kako terati, pokupiti i razumeti zene.

 

[Duasun]

Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Kako si znao da sam iz YU? Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je...


Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...

I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Duasun
Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je...


Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...

I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...

LOL...there's only ONE language that crosses all human cultural barriers.

 

[Starman]

"Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... "


Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace or her meat muffin. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime (sometimes by my own hand!). Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck or inside of a chicken and then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT! and to Choke the chicken Until a Polar Bear Comes Out!"

 

[Duasun]

Originally posted by Starman
"Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... "


Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime. Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT!"

What the fvck man? What do you want from me? MAybe it's funny to you, but in this situation, it worked out. What else do you want me to say?

 

[Oscar Wilde]

lol Starman

Hey chill out Duasan, he's playing around, don't get so serious about everything

 

[Starman]

heheh "what do you want from me"

I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?

We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?

The suspense is unbearable

 

[Knicknack]

Originally posted by Starman
heheh "what do you want from me"

I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?

We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?

The suspense is unbearable

OMG YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! first you dug up that completely-appropriate polar bear pic and now this. in my 3-4 years of browsing forums, i have never laughed so hard.

"bottle of Finlandia" - brilliant

Duasun: please elaborate on your story. i am on pins and needles here. you are now the teacher and us your students.

 

[Starman]

Did I say Finlandia?

I think I meant this

http://www.brestvodka.com/eng/product/bear/large.jpg

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime. Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT!"



This is tooo funny! I'm catching a migraine laughing so hard!

 

[Duasun]

Originally posted by Starman
heheh "what do you want from me"

I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?

We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?

The suspense is unbearable

I will let you guys to think whatever you want to think. Anyway, you do have a sense of humour Starman.

 

[Knicknack]

starman stop please!!! my stomach is hurtin'

 

[Starman]

Dusani,

Are you sure your girl was calling you a Polar Bear and Not a Bi-Polar Bear?

$hit if you are having good results with a new technique and not sharing..thats anti-DJ

One time I hid a Pickle in my pocket and the chick found it!