Kibblez'n'Bitz
Don Juan
Really? "So desu ne!"
Should be interesting to find out what he has to say..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Urgent!
- Thread starter Duasun
- Start date
Should be interesting to find out what he has to say..“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).
Anyway, at the end it was pretty fun, and she laughed all the way long...
Well, i'm glad that you guys have a good laugh here, which proves me that it was a crazy and funny and ofc stupid idea...
Keep laughing and be in the good mood!!!
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
Well, at least it worked out for you.
Starman,
That pic is pure gold, man!!!!!....lol
Starman,
That pic is pure gold, man!!!!!....lol
please explain exactly how everything transpired. i'm still clueless as to why you chose a bar, how you knew she would be there, and how it all went down.Originally posted by Duasun
I am from Serbia and Montenegro (former Yugoslavia), but Duasun has nothing in common with my real name (Bojan).
Anyway, at the end it was pretty fun, and she laughed all the way long...
Well, i'm glad that you guys have a good laugh here, which proves me that it was a crazy and funny and ofc stupid idea...
Keep laughing and be in the good mood!!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Starman
Master Don Juan
Dasani,
I knew it would work!
forget all this DJ Crap!
Im going to buy my oneitus this thing below and hide it in her baseball mitt of a crotch
http://www.rinconada.com/Polar_Pair.jpg
I knew it would work!
forget all this DJ Crap!
Im going to buy my oneitus this thing below and hide it in her baseball mitt of a crotch
http://www.rinconada.com/Polar_Pair.jpg
squirrels
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LOL...I'm thinking there's three times as much to this story as was communicated here.
Kibblez'n'Bitz
Don Juan
Ha, I knew it!
Onda dobro dosli na ovaj foruma, Bojan. Ti ces da vidis da narodi i informacija na ovaj sajt je mnogo pomozljiv. Ima jedan fajl na ovaj sajt sta se moze daunlodirati i zove se "DJ Bible".. To je sve potpunjen sa informacije na kako terati, pokupiti i razumeti zene.Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Kako si znao da sam iz YU? Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je...
Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...
I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...
Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je... Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...
I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...
squirrels
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LOL...there's only ONE language that crosses all human cultural barriers.Originally posted by Duasun
Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje...
Starman, that was a really ql pair of mf bears... And, you gave me an idea...
I got to tell that there is a lot more background in the story about that bear and her... And i cannot explain it... Not in english...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Starman
Master Don Juan
"Pa hvala Kibblez, ali, malo je tvoj serbski cudan za mene... Inace je sve ok. Medjutim, nervira me kada me ovaj Starman zeza. Ne razume moj cilj, a i ja sam pogresio sto sam uopste pozeleo da postavim ovde ovo glupavo pitanje... Inace bibliju sam daunloadovao, i citao je... Kao da pokusava zgaziti na moje novosteceno samopouzdanje. NAravno, ne mislim da to radi namerno. Medjutim, to i nije toliko bitno. Sta god ga pali... "
Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace or her meat muffin. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime (sometimes by my own hand!). Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck or inside of a chicken and then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT! and to Choke the chicken Until a Polar Bear Comes Out!"
Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace or her meat muffin. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime (sometimes by my own hand!). Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck or inside of a chicken and then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT! and to Choke the chicken Until a Polar Bear Comes Out!"
Oscar Wilde
Master Don Juan
lol Starman
Hey chill out Duasan, he's playing around, don't get so serious about everything
Hey chill out Duasan, he's playing around, don't get so serious about everything
Starman
Master Don Juan
heheh "what do you want from me"
I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?
We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?
The suspense is unbearable
I want to know your secret. How did this work? what was her reaction? where did you hide it? In a fishtank? a pickle jar? behind a bottle of Finlandia?
We are here to learn..and did you Tell her she cant have it? did she get over her fear?
The suspense is unbearable
OMG YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! first you dug up that completely-appropriate polar bear pic and now this. in my 3-4 years of browsing forums, i have never laughed so hard.
"bottle of Finlandia" - brilliant
Duasun: please elaborate on your story. i am on pins and needles here. you are now the teacher and us your students.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Starman
Master Don Juan
Eyecandie4ya
Senior Don Juan
Translation: "These fools in the US don't know the real way to a womans heart is by hiding Ceramic Bears in her workplace. I have tried this 100 times and been laid everytime. Starman has given me a good idea! I think Im going to hide polar bears on my c0ck then tell the dirty wench, SHE CANT HAVE IT!"
This is tooo funny! I'm catching a migraine laughing so hard!
This is tooo funny! I'm catching a migraine laughing so hard!
Starman
Master Don Juan
Dusani,
Are you sure your girl was calling you a Polar Bear and Not a Bi-Polar Bear?
$hit if you are having good results with a new technique and not sharing..thats anti-DJ
One time I hid a Pickle in my pocket and the chick found it!
Are you sure your girl was calling you a Polar Bear and Not a Bi-Polar Bear?
$hit if you are having good results with a new technique and not sharing..thats anti-DJ
One time I hid a Pickle in my pocket and the chick found it!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.