"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ban Juiceypoop...For the love of...Read any of his posts in the Discussion forum...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have to disagree, sure he is not really contributing to the knowledge but he has not been disrespectful to anyone here. Sure if anyone where to take his posts seriously they might take offense but he is funny and has put alot of thought into his posts.
We should be able to not take ourselves too seriously. I think that if you asked, most people either ignore his posts or look forward to his next one. Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
 
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Originally posted by comote
I have to disagree, sure he is not really contributing to the knowledge but he has not been disrespectful to anyone here. Sure if anyone where to take his posts seriously they might take offense but he is funny and has put alot of thought into his posts.
We should be able to not take ourselves too seriously. I think that if you asked, most people either ignore his posts or look forward to his next one. Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
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Your kidding me right? He is a TROLL.

He also goes by the nickname SeduceThySelf.

http://www.fastseduction.com/discussion/read?90362,16 for more proof. Notice the close post times.
 
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Originally posted by comote
Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
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Or in "how to get assault charges" and "how to rob a bank."
 
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c'mon guys, bottom line is the posts are funny, so they make fun of us taking ourselves too seriously which is I think something we need here.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
 
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Originally posted by SoSuave.com
He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
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Haha!

Rock on Allen!

Mr. Mystery
 
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Originally posted by SoSuave.com
He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
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I love this guy :D
 
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Who? I never even noticed him.
 
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i'm with crazykid on this. he's suggested woman beating, bank robbing, kidnapping, and a little cross-dressing. if it's true that he's also seducethyself, then he's also suggested seducing children. anyone who can find this ammusing has got some serious issues to work out. of course, some of his stories seem a little too elaborate to be completely true, but he is suggesting that people begin acting like this, and encouraging those who already are.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by kevbo
i'm with crazykid on this. he's suggested woman beating, bank robbing, kidnapping, and a little cross-dressing. if it's true that he's also seducethyself, then he's also suggested seducing children. anyone who can find this ammusing has got some serious issues to work out. of course, some of his stories seem a little too elaborate to be completely true, but he is suggesting that people begin acting like this, and encouraging those who already are.
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how about anyone who takes it seriously ^ has serious issues to work out
 
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I wasn't asking him to be banned because of the topics he posts on (abuse, kiddnapping), but because he's a troll...Wasn't "Mark" banned for less, if I remember correctly?
 
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You have to chill out dude

You cant take this stuff too seriously...it just makes me think youre that nerd in class who thinks laughter is bad

If you take this calling yourself a DJ too seriously, id say get a life. Sure, theres great advice and a great thing that this forum is, but if you dedicate to much to it, youre a poor sap

Theres much more to everything than coming to a forum online and learning about picking up chicks. Learn to read humor

Ill give you an example of this humor...the name seducethyself. Hilarious! Hes poking fun at the nerds dedicating their lifes to seducing women

Have your say guys. Im out to the park to try to seduce some plants
 
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