"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ban Juiceypoop...For the love of...Read any of his posts in the Discussion forum...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I have to disagree, sure he is not really contributing to the knowledge but he has not been disrespectful to anyone here. Sure if anyone where to take his posts seriously they might take offense but he is funny and has put alot of thought into his posts.
We should be able to not take ourselves too seriously. I think that if you asked, most people either ignore his posts or look forward to his next one. Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
 
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Originally posted by comote
I have to disagree, sure he is not really contributing to the knowledge but he has not been disrespectful to anyone here. Sure if anyone where to take his posts seriously they might take offense but he is funny and has put alot of thought into his posts.
We should be able to not take ourselves too seriously. I think that if you asked, most people either ignore his posts or look forward to his next one. Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
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Your kidding me right? He is a TROLL.

He also goes by the nickname SeduceThySelf.

http://www.fastseduction.com/discussion/read?90362,16 for more proof. Notice the close post times.
 
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Originally posted by comote
Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
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Or in "how to get assault charges" and "how to rob a bank."
 
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c'mon guys, bottom line is the posts are funny, so they make fun of us taking ourselves too seriously which is I think something we need here.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
 
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Originally posted by SoSuave.com
He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
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Haha!

Rock on Allen!

Mr. Mystery
 
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Originally posted by SoSuave.com
He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
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I love this guy :D
 
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Who? I never even noticed him.
 
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i'm with crazykid on this. he's suggested woman beating, bank robbing, kidnapping, and a little cross-dressing. if it's true that he's also seducethyself, then he's also suggested seducing children. anyone who can find this ammusing has got some serious issues to work out. of course, some of his stories seem a little too elaborate to be completely true, but he is suggesting that people begin acting like this, and encouraging those who already are.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by kevbo
i'm with crazykid on this. he's suggested woman beating, bank robbing, kidnapping, and a little cross-dressing. if it's true that he's also seducethyself, then he's also suggested seducing children. anyone who can find this ammusing has got some serious issues to work out. of course, some of his stories seem a little too elaborate to be completely true, but he is suggesting that people begin acting like this, and encouraging those who already are.
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how about anyone who takes it seriously ^ has serious issues to work out
 
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I wasn't asking him to be banned because of the topics he posts on (abuse, kiddnapping), but because he's a troll...Wasn't "Mark" banned for less, if I remember correctly?
 
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You have to chill out dude

You cant take this stuff too seriously...it just makes me think youre that nerd in class who thinks laughter is bad

If you take this calling yourself a DJ too seriously, id say get a life. Sure, theres great advice and a great thing that this forum is, but if you dedicate to much to it, youre a poor sap

Theres much more to everything than coming to a forum online and learning about picking up chicks. Learn to read humor

Ill give you an example of this humor...the name seducethyself. Hilarious! Hes poking fun at the nerds dedicating their lifes to seducing women

Have your say guys. Im out to the park to try to seduce some plants
 
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