Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Your kidding me right? He is a TROLL.Originally posted by comote
I have to disagree, sure he is not really contributing to the knowledge but he has not been disrespectful to anyone here. Sure if anyone where to take his posts seriously they might take offense but he is funny and has put alot of thought into his posts.
We should be able to not take ourselves too seriously. I think that if you asked, most people either ignore his posts or look forward to his next one. Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
Or in "how to get assault charges" and "how to rob a bank."Originally posted by comote
Although maybe his posts do belong
in unusual techniques in seduction.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Haha!Originally posted by SoSuave.com
He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
I love this guyOriginally posted by SoSuave.com
He's fairly entertaining at the moment. If he becomes annoying, or when he becomes annoying, he'll be given da boot. Thanks.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Originally posted by kevbo
i'm with crazykid on this. he's suggested woman beating, bank robbing, kidnapping, and a little cross-dressing. if it's true that he's also seducethyself, then he's also suggested seducing children. anyone who can find this ammusing has got some serious issues to work out. of course, some of his stories seem a little too elaborate to be completely true, but he is suggesting that people begin acting like this, and encouraging those who already are.
Wrong forum, dude.Originally posted by whatsupwiddat
I love this guy