CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
How long should a session last?
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What excercises can I do to put on some pecs?
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What excercises can I do to put on some pecs?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So... you finally decided to put the Doritos down and do something with your life???Originally posted by CyranoDeBergerac
How long should a session last?
and...
What excercises can I do to put on some pecs?
Fvck you. I'm naturally a long distance runner. My shoulders, back, and arms are progressing, but I'm still trying to build some more mass on my torso, and my pecs are a particular problem area.Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
So... you finally decided to put the Doritos down and do something with your life???![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I know. I've stopped running, but like I said, its a natural predilection, so even though I'm 'out of shape' I could still probably get up an run five miles easily. I'm eating more, but my metabolism always seems to be two steps ahead of me, so I'm having to work harder too. I'm just tired of being an ectomorph, you know?Originally posted by marqZAL
Long distance running and Gaining Mass are like oil and water...they just dont mix....Like I said before...you need to eat extra calories to gain masss.when your running you are burning tons of calories....
Quite the contrary, me and Wheelin go waaaay back in terms of our mutual distaste for the other. Though pardo my outburst, I didn't know the phrase 'fvck you' was now exclusive to the elementary school croud...Originally posted by Pooki
QUOTE "So... you finally decided to put the Doritos down and do something with your life???"
LOL
QUOTE "Fvck you. I'm naturally a long distance runner. My shoulders, back, and arms are progressing, but I'm still trying to build some more mass on my torso, and my pecs are a particular problem area."
Cyrano, are you 5 years old. Wheelin was just looking for a reaction from you, and you gave him that satisfaction. You are one dumb mfer
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.