"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
tuna & milk
- Thread starter Jay-X
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
stevey_2000
Senior Don Juan
Ste.
Smooth Player 056
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**** man....how many grams are in your can of tuna? mine only have 23
~smooth
guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
No, it's not bullshiat you dumbass. There were people out there that said FORD cars are better than Japanese when people say FORDS are rolling death traps, it's people like you that spread disinformation when the truth is right there on paper from scientific and photographic evidence.
From your post I think you're suffering from the beginning effects of mercury poisoning, which is the dulling of your brain cells. You're also from the UK, land of the diseased cattle which also probably is rotting away your brain. Don't knock USA, cause USA owns you, and is the motherland of SoSuave.
1 Can of Tuna is the maximum safety limit you want to get.
no need to play smart4ss over the internet, man, so chill out
for the guy who said that his cans of tuna have around 23 g of tuna: man, you probably didn't read accurately, since the really small cans contain 53 g when the oil is drained out... with the oil in, they are around 104 g, if i don't mistake myself... 23 g of tuna wouldn't even fill a sandwich
anyway, i usually eat cheap 160g cans
RaWBLooD
Master Don Juan
isnt that the answer to the question:
What supplements you take?
" Oh ya well i take a good helping of meat, packing on the beans, i wash it all down with gallons milk, then i make sure not to miss a dose of fish, Then I take some eggs for the weight.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Word of advice: buy tuna in water, not oil. Water is going to be healthier for you, especially considering the amounts of tuna people getting getting or staying in shape are going to eat. In the future, stay away from tuna in oil unless there is absolutely no alternative.
guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
Hahaha. Where do all of these smartasses come from?
I take protein on the side. The tuna/salmon is just a bonus. I also am known to eat food on a regular basis.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
stevey_2000
Senior Don Juan
yep, you really need to chill out more my son!!, go on a holiday to calm your nerves!!
Ste.
what the fcuk is your problem kid... go eat a xanax and chill out. And for only eating 1 can of tuna a week for safty limits thats some bull**** unless your pregnant. Show me some research that the maximum safety limit on tuna is 1 can.