Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
tuna & milk
- Thread starter Jay-X
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
stevey_2000
Senior Don Juan
Ste.
Smooth Player 056
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**** man....how many grams are in your can of tuna? mine only have 23
~smooth
guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
No, it's not bullshiat you dumbass. There were people out there that said FORD cars are better than Japanese when people say FORDS are rolling death traps, it's people like you that spread disinformation when the truth is right there on paper from scientific and photographic evidence.
From your post I think you're suffering from the beginning effects of mercury poisoning, which is the dulling of your brain cells. You're also from the UK, land of the diseased cattle which also probably is rotting away your brain. Don't knock USA, cause USA owns you, and is the motherland of SoSuave.
1 Can of Tuna is the maximum safety limit you want to get.
no need to play smart4ss over the internet, man, so chill out
for the guy who said that his cans of tuna have around 23 g of tuna: man, you probably didn't read accurately, since the really small cans contain 53 g when the oil is drained out... with the oil in, they are around 104 g, if i don't mistake myself... 23 g of tuna wouldn't even fill a sandwich
anyway, i usually eat cheap 160g cans
RaWBLooD
Master Don Juan
isnt that the answer to the question:
What supplements you take?
" Oh ya well i take a good helping of meat, packing on the beans, i wash it all down with gallons milk, then i make sure not to miss a dose of fish, Then I take some eggs for the weight.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Word of advice: buy tuna in water, not oil. Water is going to be healthier for you, especially considering the amounts of tuna people getting getting or staying in shape are going to eat. In the future, stay away from tuna in oil unless there is absolutely no alternative.
guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
Hahaha. Where do all of these smartasses come from?
I take protein on the side. The tuna/salmon is just a bonus. I also am known to eat food on a regular basis.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
stevey_2000
Senior Don Juan
yep, you really need to chill out more my son!!, go on a holiday to calm your nerves!!
Ste.
what the fcuk is your problem kid... go eat a xanax and chill out. And for only eating 1 can of tuna a week for safty limits thats some bull**** unless your pregnant. Show me some research that the maximum safety limit on tuna is 1 can.