I get all kinds of compliments on my eyes all the time and while of course I usually just say thanks I always wish I could think of something kinda flirty or some kind of witty remark to spark more interest and make them laugh. Maybe there isn't but is there any other response I could come up with for when they ask stuff like "I love your eyes" or "you have pretty eyes". Maybe there isnt but its worth a shot
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Trying to think of a witty response on a compliment
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Just say "The vote has been taken and the 'AYES" (English term for 'yes' when voting) have it!!! The motion has been passed!!!
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Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing 
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
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Damn, a 22 year old was more on point then my stance!! But don't move on - enhance your position by asking her for her number - if you so desire!!!TillTheEndOfTime said:Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Look deep into her eyes and slowly make a seductive smile. Then make some convo.
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I usually reply in a girly mocking voice "tell me something i don't know"
yea really guys. this site has many good points, but wat it also does it cause newbies to over analyze everything a girl does, which is as healthy as being totally AFC. dont do this.TillTheEndOfTime said:Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
so a girl gave u a compliment. BIG DEAL! doesnt means she's madly in love with u, and it doesnt require C+F. jus say thanks and move one.
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Funny = spontaneous...
If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.
So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.
Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.
So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.
Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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you could always pretend you don't get it much and be bashful or whatever...iuno
I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
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LOL nighthawk, most of the stuff you post is classic!Nighthawk said:
+1 rep for nighthawk
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HER: I love your eyes
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either
basic, but a little neg also
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either
basic, but a little neg also
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.