"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Trying to think of a witty response on a compliment

El Don

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I get all kinds of compliments on my eyes all the time and while of course I usually just say thanks I always wish I could think of something kinda flirty or some kind of witty remark to spark more interest and make them laugh. Maybe there isn't but is there any other response I could come up with for when they ask stuff like "I love your eyes" or "you have pretty eyes". Maybe there isnt but its worth a shot
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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John_Galt

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My personal fav is "thanks".
 

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snorida44x said:
say "Yeah, I know, it's tough being such a sex symbol."

if your looking for something a little more interesting, try that.
I'm surprised you didn't plug this thread with your affiliate link. Maybe you're learning to show a little respect, spammer.
 

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snorida44x said:
mods, ban this guy. he's a ****in dochee bag who comes in and ruins threads. If I wanted ur input pvssy, then i'd ask for it. therefore u can stfu.
I'm not the spammer posting affiliate links, so they can make money. I'm just the enforcer :trouble:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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John_Galt

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snorida44x said:
aha, don't even go there bro, your a little boy who would get his ass kicked. now please stop posting useless messages dumbass.
Posting affiliate links is bad, mmmkay?
 
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Just say "The vote has been taken and the 'AYES" (English term for 'yes' when voting) have it!!! The motion has been passed!!!
 

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"Thanks you have pretty (insert something pretty about her... Besides her boobs)"
 

TillTheEndOfTime

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Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing :rolleyes:

You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
 
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TillTheEndOfTime said:
Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing :rolleyes:

You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
Damn, a 22 year old was more on point then my stance!! But don't move on - enhance your position by asking her for her number - if you so desire!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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spesmilitis

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Look deep into her eyes and slowly make a seductive smile. Then make some convo.
 

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'I know! I have two, one on either side. See, one, two. I find that helps with depth perception. I thought of having another in the middle but thought it would be overkill.'
 

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TillTheEndOfTime said:
Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing :rolleyes:

You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
yea really guys. this site has many good points, but wat it also does it cause newbies to over analyze everything a girl does, which is as healthy as being totally AFC. dont do this.

so a girl gave u a compliment. BIG DEAL! doesnt means she's madly in love with u, and it doesnt require C+F. jus say thanks and move one.
 

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Funny = spontaneous...

If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.

So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.

Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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you could always pretend you don't get it much and be bashful or whatever...iuno

I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
 

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Nighthawk said:
'I know! I have two, one on either side. See, one, two. I find that helps with depth perception. I thought of having another in the middle but thought it would be overkill.'
LOL nighthawk, most of the stuff you post is classic!

+1 rep for nighthawk
 

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HER: I love your eyes
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either

basic, but a little neg also
 

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"My mom tells me that, be more original" say it playfully.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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