I get all kinds of compliments on my eyes all the time and while of course I usually just say thanks I always wish I could think of something kinda flirty or some kind of witty remark to spark more interest and make them laugh. Maybe there isn't but is there any other response I could come up with for when they ask stuff like "I love your eyes" or "you have pretty eyes". Maybe there isnt but its worth a shot
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Trying to think of a witty response on a compliment
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Just say "The vote has been taken and the 'AYES" (English term for 'yes' when voting) have it!!! The motion has been passed!!!
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Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing 
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
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Damn, a 22 year old was more on point then my stance!! But don't move on - enhance your position by asking her for her number - if you so desire!!!TillTheEndOfTime said:Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Look deep into her eyes and slowly make a seductive smile. Then make some convo.
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I usually reply in a girly mocking voice "tell me something i don't know"
yea really guys. this site has many good points, but wat it also does it cause newbies to over analyze everything a girl does, which is as healthy as being totally AFC. dont do this.TillTheEndOfTime said:Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
so a girl gave u a compliment. BIG DEAL! doesnt means she's madly in love with u, and it doesnt require C+F. jus say thanks and move one.
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Funny = spontaneous...
If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.
So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.
Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.
So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.
Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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you could always pretend you don't get it much and be bashful or whatever...iuno
I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
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LOL nighthawk, most of the stuff you post is classic!Nighthawk said:
+1 rep for nighthawk
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HER: I love your eyes
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either
basic, but a little neg also
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either
basic, but a little neg also
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.