I get all kinds of compliments on my eyes all the time and while of course I usually just say thanks I always wish I could think of something kinda flirty or some kind of witty remark to spark more interest and make them laugh. Maybe there isn't but is there any other response I could come up with for when they ask stuff like "I love your eyes" or "you have pretty eyes". Maybe there isnt but its worth a shot
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Trying to think of a witty response on a compliment
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Just say "The vote has been taken and the 'AYES" (English term for 'yes' when voting) have it!!! The motion has been passed!!!
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Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing 
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
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Damn, a 22 year old was more on point then my stance!! But don't move on - enhance your position by asking her for her number - if you so desire!!!TillTheEndOfTime said:Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
spesmilitis
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Look deep into her eyes and slowly make a seductive smile. Then make some convo.
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I usually reply in a girly mocking voice "tell me something i don't know"
yea really guys. this site has many good points, but wat it also does it cause newbies to over analyze everything a girl does, which is as healthy as being totally AFC. dont do this.TillTheEndOfTime said:Stop overanalzing simple facts of life. You're not going to get a girl to fall in love with you by little things like coming up with the most C+F or witty remark possible to an ordinary scenario. Some of you focus far too much on game. playing
You got a compliment, accept it with dignity and move on.
so a girl gave u a compliment. BIG DEAL! doesnt means she's madly in love with u, and it doesnt require C+F. jus say thanks and move one.
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Funny = spontaneous...
If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.
So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.
Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
If it's not spontaneous it's not really funny either. Which isn't to say you can't be intentionally funny but trying to hard will always result in not being funny or being flat out lame.
So basically, if something funny to say hits you in retort to a compliment, go for it, if not, just say 'thanks'.
Also... witty doesn't work on everyone as it has a knack for becoming obscure if you make a witty comment to the wrong person. So tailor your humor to the person you're talking to, if you don't know who you're talking to it's always best to keep it very light and transparent.... It helps a lot if you are good as seizing people up quickly.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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you could always pretend you don't get it much and be bashful or whatever...iuno
I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
I'd just say thanks and blush...you could probs say something like "all the better to see you with" like the wolf in the kids' story
Serialized3
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LOL nighthawk, most of the stuff you post is classic!Nighthawk said:
+1 rep for nighthawk
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HER: I love your eyes
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either
basic, but a little neg also
YOU: Thanks, yours arent bad either
basic, but a little neg also
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.