MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Make a fake female profile on POF. Watch as these betas Whiteknight the **** out of you. Hilarious dude.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Try this for much lol
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
just some desperate dudes...their everywhere
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I'm seriously laughing my ass off. This is too much.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Marvin Gaye
Senior Don Juan
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Erm that doesn't sound very fun at all. We know White Knights exist, I don't under stand the point of wasting your time like that. It would just embarrass me really.
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
Amw406
Don Juan
You should share some messages toMarvin Gaye said:
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
whats a white knight i dont know this term
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Top 3:
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
White knight is when a guy tries to win a girl over by smothering her with tokens of love, affection, or by telling her how beautiful she is and blah blah blah. Hence the term, "White Knight"irocknike23 said:
Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.MartyMcFly said:
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
or getting close.MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I've been in your shoes exactly, I used to do the same **** in highschool. Then I met someone who showed me the error of my ways in the Army. Life just gets better from there.joverby said:Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
guy in the Navy Seals lied..he is not a Seal......Navy Seals dont even need game their confidence is their job and on top of that their one of the badest sons of *****es on this planet hows that for a pickup line