MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Make a fake female profile on POF. Watch as these betas Whiteknight the **** out of you. Hilarious dude.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Try this for much lol
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
just some desperate dudes...their everywhere
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I'm seriously laughing my ass off. This is too much.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Marvin Gaye
Senior Don Juan
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Erm that doesn't sound very fun at all. We know White Knights exist, I don't under stand the point of wasting your time like that. It would just embarrass me really.
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
Amw406
Don Juan
You should share some messages toMarvin Gaye said:
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
whats a white knight i dont know this term
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Top 3:
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
White knight is when a guy tries to win a girl over by smothering her with tokens of love, affection, or by telling her how beautiful she is and blah blah blah. Hence the term, "White Knight"irocknike23 said:
Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.MartyMcFly said:
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
or getting close.MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I've been in your shoes exactly, I used to do the same **** in highschool. Then I met someone who showed me the error of my ways in the Army. Life just gets better from there.joverby said:Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
guy in the Navy Seals lied..he is not a Seal......Navy Seals dont even need game their confidence is their job and on top of that their one of the badest sons of *****es on this planet hows that for a pickup line