MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Make a fake female profile on POF. Watch as these betas Whiteknight the **** out of you. Hilarious dude.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Try this for much lol
- Thread starter MartyMcFly
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
just some desperate dudes...their everywhere
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I'm seriously laughing my ass off. This is too much.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Marvin Gaye
Senior Don Juan
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Erm that doesn't sound very fun at all. We know White Knights exist, I don't under stand the point of wasting your time like that. It would just embarrass me really.
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
Amw406
Don Juan
You should share some messages toMarvin Gaye said:
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
whats a white knight i dont know this term
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Top 3:
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
White knight is when a guy tries to win a girl over by smothering her with tokens of love, affection, or by telling her how beautiful she is and blah blah blah. Hence the term, "White Knight"irocknike23 said:
Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.MartyMcFly said:
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
or getting close.MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I've been in your shoes exactly, I used to do the same **** in highschool. Then I met someone who showed me the error of my ways in the Army. Life just gets better from there.joverby said:Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
guy in the Navy Seals lied..he is not a Seal......Navy Seals dont even need game their confidence is their job and on top of that their one of the badest sons of *****es on this planet hows that for a pickup line