MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Make a fake female profile on POF. Watch as these betas Whiteknight the **** out of you. Hilarious dude.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Try this for much lol
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
just some desperate dudes...their everywhere
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I'm seriously laughing my ass off. This is too much.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Marvin Gaye
Senior Don Juan
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Erm that doesn't sound very fun at all. We know White Knights exist, I don't under stand the point of wasting your time like that. It would just embarrass me really.
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
If you really want a laugh (and score some poon) msg every girl on your Facebook saying you've had a crush on her for years--yer I stole that off BB Misc forums but it's funny as hell
Amw406
Don Juan
You should share some messages toMarvin Gaye said:
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
whats a white knight i dont know this term
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
Top 3:
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
#1: Subject: worth a shot
Message: ok i know your way outta my league and you prob wont answer but i have to say you are absolutely stunningly beautiful which im sure youve heard alot but when i read through your profile and i loved everything i read and I really hope you give me a chanc and we can get to know each other better
#2: Subject: How about 500 for spendin
Message: ill spoil u big...text me...***-***-****...Eddie
#3: Subject: heloooOoo
Message: I saw your profile and thought you were cute. so I decided to send you a message.
my name is Michael. I am in the Navy and training to be a Navy SEAL. I collect old books and enjoy television. that is me in a nutshell.
Too to you soon.
Apparently Navy SEALs have shaggy hair and 14 in biceps.
Is this real life?
Toooooo funny
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
MartyMcFly
Don Juan
White knight is when a guy tries to win a girl over by smothering her with tokens of love, affection, or by telling her how beautiful she is and blah blah blah. Hence the term, "White Knight"irocknike23 said:
Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.MartyMcFly said:
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
or getting close.MartyMcFly
Don Juan
I've been in your shoes exactly, I used to do the same **** in highschool. Then I met someone who showed me the error of my ways in the Army. Life just gets better from there.joverby said:Side note, we all know this doesn't work. It does for a brief moment, then the girl loses all respect. Because how could she respect someone who goes out of his way to show that he is lower value to the girl and she deserves to be worshipped.....Yep, she'll lose interest real quick and find a dude who makes her work a little.
I did however recover from this in my current relationship. I know in most situations they say to just get over it and it's not salvagable , but I did. I reverted from my white knightisim.(I went to her work and dropped her off her favorite coffee and flowers before, for no reason, and would tell her she was beautiful way to much) But ya, just thought I'd share that because I'm pretty proud of it.
If you catch it fast enough you might have a chance. Think this is my last post for the day too
irocknike23
Senior Don Juan
guy in the Navy Seals lied..he is not a Seal......Navy Seals dont even need game their confidence is their job and on top of that their one of the badest sons of *****es on this planet hows that for a pickup line