"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tramp Stamp; What's Your Take?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tramp stamp.....does anybody know what a "whale tail" is?......its a thong hanging out the top of her pants in the rear, right below the tramp stamp.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Does anyone else see the irony here? Anyone?
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LOL!! I love this guy. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and wake ppl up.

If I ever meet u in real life, I am going to buy you a drink!

And yes, I saw the irony. Lol!!!
 
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One of my girlfriends got one half-way through our relationship and I used to love looking at it while I was doing her. But now, when I see a new girl with one, it just makes me think about how many guys have done her from behind and seen this thing. LOL. It's called a TRAMP STAMP for a reason. TRASHY!!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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MrStabAHo said:
Wow a lot of hate in here...I remember when I was in that phase...
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No one solved the riddle so I'll say it!

Isn't it ironic that someone speaks of hate and is named Mr Stab A Ho!
 
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No one solved the riddle so I'll say it!

Isn't it ironic that someone speaks of hate and is named Mr Stab A Ho!
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I DID get it, you fcker! Why do you think I found it funny!? I guess I was supposed to say the answer out loud (er... you know what I mean)... but that would have ruined it for everyone else.

<iqqi goes and pouts in a corner.>
 
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Haha, Iqqi, I think you are the funniest wittiest female I've heard!! Are you sure that you are not part man? Well I guess technically you are since you are a wo-man! :D

You really didn't flake on me because I only gave you a moment's notice - and I'm sure that you had issues and responsibilities that were more pressing than a moment's time!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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iqqi said:
Thats right.

I have options.

I am the prize!

<iqqi climbs back up on her pedestal.>
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But this goes against Pook's and sosuave's teaching!

How big of a prize are you? What do you bring to a man's masculinity to be considered as such?
 
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I'm glad that you qualified your statement referring to "non-JUANS - meaning - the emasculated males! Men don't need a pedestal to rise above the female since we are naturally positioned to be above all! The pedestal is an artificial construct erected by the "modern" man!

Men, by physical stature, rise above women - which, metaphorically, could be extended to all other areas of life!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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iqqi said:
Well, that is good. I like a man who likes to be on top. ;)
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A woman indeed - because it is the true woman who desires to be dominated by the overpowering male so that she may feel his dominant power which quenches her need to be dominated - The Natural Order Of Things!!
 
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Iqqi & LMS....sounds like love is brewing!!!!!:cheer:
 
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I have dabbled with many super-suavers. I almost died of an orgasm when Pook came to me in one of my threads. :D

Does anyone know whatever happened to !GeorgeGordon! ?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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