tsmith2334
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i can't stand them... huge turn off
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Tramp Stamp; What's Your Take?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
skirtChaser
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tramp stamp.....does anybody know what a "whale tail" is?......its a thong hanging out the top of her pants in the rear, right below the tramp stamp.
iqqi
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LOL!! I love this guy. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and wake ppl up.Last Man Standing said:
If I ever meet u in real life, I am going to buy you a drink!
And yes, I saw the irony. Lol!!!
Don Juanabbe
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Mr. 'StabAHo'. Do you stab hos with a knife or with your penis?MrStabAHo said:
One of my girlfriends got one half-way through our relationship and I used to love looking at it while I was doing her. But now, when I see a new girl with one, it just makes me think about how many guys have done her from behind and seen this thing. LOL. It's called a TRAMP STAMP for a reason. TRASHY!!!!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Last Man Standing
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No one solved the riddle so I'll say it!MrStabAHo said:
Isn't it ironic that someone speaks of hate and is named Mr Stab A Ho!
iqqi
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I DID get it, you fcker! Why do you think I found it funny!? I guess I was supposed to say the answer out loud (er... you know what I mean)... but that would have ruined it for everyone else.Last Man Standing said:
<iqqi goes and pouts in a corner.>
iqqi
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Is this because of that time I stood you up?
Is this a sh!t test!?
Is this a sh!t test!?
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Haha, Iqqi, I think you are the funniest wittiest female I've heard!! Are you sure that you are not part man? Well I guess technically you are since you are a wo-man! 
You really didn't flake on me because I only gave you a moment's notice - and I'm sure that you had issues and responsibilities that were more pressing than a moment's time!
You really didn't flake on me because I only gave you a moment's notice - and I'm sure that you had issues and responsibilities that were more pressing than a moment's time!
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Thats right.
I have options.
I am the prize!
<iqqi climbs back up on her pedestal.>
I have options.
I am the prize!
<iqqi climbs back up on her pedestal.>
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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But this goes against Pook's and sosuave's teaching!iqqi said:
How big of a prize are you? What do you bring to a man's masculinity to be considered as such?
iqqi
Master Don Juan
I do not need to validate my status to you! I am the prize! I am the mythical quality woman... and i have a cyber c0ck that i slap nonjuans around with! I am woman, hear me roar!!
<shouts iqqi down to LMS, from atop her pedestal, that grows and grows...>
<batting eyelashes emoticon inserted here>
<shouts iqqi down to LMS, from atop her pedestal, that grows and grows...>
<batting eyelashes emoticon inserted here>
iqqi
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^^ I have added links so that others not in the loop can be in on my inside jokes if they wish...
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I'm glad that you qualified your statement referring to "non-JUANS - meaning - the emasculated males! Men don't need a pedestal to rise above the female since we are naturally positioned to be above all! The pedestal is an artificial construct erected by the "modern" man!
Men, by physical stature, rise above women - which, metaphorically, could be extended to all other areas of life!
Men, by physical stature, rise above women - which, metaphorically, could be extended to all other areas of life!
iqqi
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Well, that is good. I like a man who likes to be on top.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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A woman indeed - because it is the true woman who desires to be dominated by the overpowering male so that she may feel his dominant power which quenches her need to be dominated - The Natural Order Of Things!!iqqi said:Well, that is good. I like a man who likes to be on top.
WaterTiger
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Iqqi & LMS....sounds like love is brewing!!!!!:cheer:
iqqi
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I have dabbled with many super-suavers. I almost died of an orgasm when Pook came to me in one of my threads.
Does anyone know whatever happened to !GeorgeGordon! ?
Does anyone know whatever happened to !GeorgeGordon! ?
iqqi
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I Miss Pook.
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hey iqqi? how much do you weigh?.....and what cupe size?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.