"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tramp Stamp; What's Your Take?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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tramp stamp.....does anybody know what a "whale tail" is?......its a thong hanging out the top of her pants in the rear, right below the tramp stamp.
 
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Does anyone else see the irony here? Anyone?
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LOL!! I love this guy. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and wake ppl up.

If I ever meet u in real life, I am going to buy you a drink!

And yes, I saw the irony. Lol!!!
 
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One of my girlfriends got one half-way through our relationship and I used to love looking at it while I was doing her. But now, when I see a new girl with one, it just makes me think about how many guys have done her from behind and seen this thing. LOL. It's called a TRAMP STAMP for a reason. TRASHY!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrStabAHo said:
Wow a lot of hate in here...I remember when I was in that phase...
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No one solved the riddle so I'll say it!

Isn't it ironic that someone speaks of hate and is named Mr Stab A Ho!
 
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No one solved the riddle so I'll say it!

Isn't it ironic that someone speaks of hate and is named Mr Stab A Ho!
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I DID get it, you fcker! Why do you think I found it funny!? I guess I was supposed to say the answer out loud (er... you know what I mean)... but that would have ruined it for everyone else.

<iqqi goes and pouts in a corner.>
 
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Haha, Iqqi, I think you are the funniest wittiest female I've heard!! Are you sure that you are not part man? Well I guess technically you are since you are a wo-man! :D

You really didn't flake on me because I only gave you a moment's notice - and I'm sure that you had issues and responsibilities that were more pressing than a moment's time!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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iqqi said:
Thats right.

I have options.

I am the prize!

<iqqi climbs back up on her pedestal.>
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But this goes against Pook's and sosuave's teaching!

How big of a prize are you? What do you bring to a man's masculinity to be considered as such?
 
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I'm glad that you qualified your statement referring to "non-JUANS - meaning - the emasculated males! Men don't need a pedestal to rise above the female since we are naturally positioned to be above all! The pedestal is an artificial construct erected by the "modern" man!

Men, by physical stature, rise above women - which, metaphorically, could be extended to all other areas of life!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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iqqi said:
Well, that is good. I like a man who likes to be on top. ;)
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A woman indeed - because it is the true woman who desires to be dominated by the overpowering male so that she may feel his dominant power which quenches her need to be dominated - The Natural Order Of Things!!
 
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Iqqi & LMS....sounds like love is brewing!!!!!:cheer:
 
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I have dabbled with many super-suavers. I almost died of an orgasm when Pook came to me in one of my threads. :D

Does anyone know whatever happened to !GeorgeGordon! ?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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