tsmith2334
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i can't stand them... huge turn off
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Tramp Stamp; What's Your Take?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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tramp stamp.....does anybody know what a "whale tail" is?......its a thong hanging out the top of her pants in the rear, right below the tramp stamp.
iqqi
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LOL!! I love this guy. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and wake ppl up.Last Man Standing said:
If I ever meet u in real life, I am going to buy you a drink!
And yes, I saw the irony. Lol!!!
Don Juanabbe
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Mr. 'StabAHo'. Do you stab hos with a knife or with your penis?MrStabAHo said:
One of my girlfriends got one half-way through our relationship and I used to love looking at it while I was doing her. But now, when I see a new girl with one, it just makes me think about how many guys have done her from behind and seen this thing. LOL. It's called a TRAMP STAMP for a reason. TRASHY!!!!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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No one solved the riddle so I'll say it!MrStabAHo said:
Isn't it ironic that someone speaks of hate and is named Mr Stab A Ho!
iqqi
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I DID get it, you fcker! Why do you think I found it funny!? I guess I was supposed to say the answer out loud (er... you know what I mean)... but that would have ruined it for everyone else.Last Man Standing said:
<iqqi goes and pouts in a corner.>
iqqi
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Is this because of that time I stood you up?
Is this a sh!t test!?
Is this a sh!t test!?
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Haha, Iqqi, I think you are the funniest wittiest female I've heard!! Are you sure that you are not part man? Well I guess technically you are since you are a wo-man! 
You really didn't flake on me because I only gave you a moment's notice - and I'm sure that you had issues and responsibilities that were more pressing than a moment's time!
You really didn't flake on me because I only gave you a moment's notice - and I'm sure that you had issues and responsibilities that were more pressing than a moment's time!
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Thats right.
I have options.
I am the prize!
<iqqi climbs back up on her pedestal.>
I have options.
I am the prize!
<iqqi climbs back up on her pedestal.>
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Last Man Standing
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But this goes against Pook's and sosuave's teaching!iqqi said:
How big of a prize are you? What do you bring to a man's masculinity to be considered as such?
iqqi
Master Don Juan
I do not need to validate my status to you! I am the prize! I am the mythical quality woman... and i have a cyber c0ck that i slap nonjuans around with! I am woman, hear me roar!!
<shouts iqqi down to LMS, from atop her pedestal, that grows and grows...>
<batting eyelashes emoticon inserted here>
<shouts iqqi down to LMS, from atop her pedestal, that grows and grows...>
<batting eyelashes emoticon inserted here>
iqqi
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^^ I have added links so that others not in the loop can be in on my inside jokes if they wish...
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I'm glad that you qualified your statement referring to "non-JUANS - meaning - the emasculated males! Men don't need a pedestal to rise above the female since we are naturally positioned to be above all! The pedestal is an artificial construct erected by the "modern" man!
Men, by physical stature, rise above women - which, metaphorically, could be extended to all other areas of life!
Men, by physical stature, rise above women - which, metaphorically, could be extended to all other areas of life!
iqqi
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Well, that is good. I like a man who likes to be on top.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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A woman indeed - because it is the true woman who desires to be dominated by the overpowering male so that she may feel his dominant power which quenches her need to be dominated - The Natural Order Of Things!!iqqi said:Well, that is good. I like a man who likes to be on top.
WaterTiger
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Iqqi & LMS....sounds like love is brewing!!!!!:cheer:
iqqi
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I have dabbled with many super-suavers. I almost died of an orgasm when Pook came to me in one of my threads.
Does anyone know whatever happened to !GeorgeGordon! ?
Does anyone know whatever happened to !GeorgeGordon! ?
iqqi
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I Miss Pook.
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hey iqqi? how much do you weigh?.....and what cupe size?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.