"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tramp breaks up with boyfriend, then brags about sleeping with 22 men in 10 days

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My wife divorced me and I focked a busload of Swedish cheerleaders before the ink was dry. :zip:
That sounds like a nice dream you had.. You must be a deep sleeper to have such surreal dreams about banging bus loads of chicks.

Did you ever watch the Carry On Films.
 

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I got sent this story yesterday. It's a wild story.

She has an OnlyFans. Since I am doing no porn and no fap, I didn't look at pics.

She had a goal to have sex with 20 men and she exceeded it.

She is recreational use only and likely a good ride.
 

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That sounds like a nice dream you had.. You must be a deep sleeper to have such surreal dreams about banging bus loads of chicks.

Did you ever watch the Carry On Films.
He had just gotten some good stuff from a "coffee shop", and went walking around De Wallen with a wallet loaded with EUR. :cool:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Guys who talk about QED and the pigeonhole principle do not get laid. That stuff is from the STEM realm.

Mathematics is supposed to be about solving problems. Why is it that men who are good at Mathematics (many STEM guys) are also unable to solve the problem of getting their penis wet? Men talented in Mathematics seem to lack the ability to emotionally connect with a woman in order to seduce them.

They also wouldn't be one of the 22 guys having sex with an OnlyFans model over a 10 day period.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guys who talk about QED and the pigeonhole principle do not get laid. That stuff is from the STEM realm.

They also wouldn't be one of the 22 guys having sex with an OnlyFans model over a 10 day period.
I'm sure this guy has discussed the Pigeonhole Principle. :rolleyes:
 

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I'm sure this guy has discussed the Pigeonhole Principle. :rolleyes:
Even if that is true, for every Pietro Boselli, there are hundreds of incels or near incels who are talented at Mathematics.
 

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Even if that is true, for every Pietro Boselli, there are hundreds of incels or near incels who are talented at Mathematics.
While there is something to be said that men that have no fortune with women have more time & energy to devote to intellectual pursuits, there is also something to be said that having such intellectual pursuits is associated with becoming the best man one can achieve.
 

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Attractive women bragging about sleeping with men is laughable, how could anyone think that's impressive? Literally just requires spreading your legs.

Also I cannot fvcking stand BB, he rambles on way too long, 50 minutes really?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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