"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tourettes :( :( :O :O :( :(

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Guys i have just been diagnosed with tourettes syndrome. My life is ruined how can i ever talk to a girl again?

For those of you not familiar with tourettes its a neurological disease were out of nowere i will start shouting and swearing for no apparent reason.

How can i ever have a normal conversation with a girl? this is what happend yesterday when my ex girl friend saw me.

Her: Heyyyyyyy how you been

Me: Great i havent see you in a FU*K FU*K ....FU*K TITTY SASQWATCH YETIIIIIII I AM A YETIIIIII

Her: :eek: what?

Me: hahahaha nothing im just kidding

Her: errrrrrrr right

Me: DILDOS VIBRATORS PUS*Y LIPS AND COONDOMS

Her: WTF were in a shoping center calm down

Me: Hahaha yeh im messing aroun so no seriously how you been?

Her: im ok are you sure your alright

Me: Yeh im fine i just havent been geting much sleep the last few PENIS have been hectic.

Her: What?

Me: what do you mean what?

Her: you said the last few penis

Me: No i didnt your crazy CRAZY WAZY PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER WAKYYYY MICHAEL JACKSON IS A CYBORGGGGGG CAAAAAAAA CAAAAAAAA SL*T FACE

Her: (slaps me and walks away)

I dont know what to do my Master has even kicked me out of my DOJO please helps guys
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Once was wierd, twice was funny, tree times is "ok what ever", but haw many freaking stupid posts are you gona make on her jackass:rolleyes: .:D
 
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when my gf decides she wants to have sex. She wants it to be perfect and she wants us to be in love.

Sooo theres going to be stupid posts to cure my boredom for a wile yet.

Ninja Out
 
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okkkkk, let me get this straight, your gona sit around waiting for your g/f to give you sex. Good luck with that. What happened with that HB10 with the didlo and porn...... I seriously don't know when your being honest and when you being an ass:p .
 
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THAT IS MY GF.....HB9.5 vibrators and porn. I tell her i want to go out with her she gets all happy and stuff blah blah blah.

You should have read my other post il bump it up and read it i CBF typing it all out again.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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do it like they did back in the day, club her over the head and drag her in the bed. (joking:D ) '

slow down next time.
 
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Please.

Do us a favour and end yourself.

You've just been spamming the boards with crap for the last week.
 
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what is going on ?

you ask about some muslim chick

now you got tourettes ?

this is all just a prank right ?

you are using the forum for your personal " special " sense of humour ?

you saying you are bored go outside in the sunshine and walk to the shops and buy a can of coke :)

ring up a friend and go around to their place and play xbox

i thought you said you have sex with your girlfriend 3 times a week ?

The sex isn’t a big issue i can have sex with her 3-4 times a week or sex with other girls. I got a number of **** buddies going at any one time.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80417

you posted pics of your gf ?

you also said you having sex with other women

so whats up ?


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 
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Maybe i should stop ostin bullsh*t out of boredom. It gets people mixed up with my real posts.

-My HB9.5 gf who wants to wait is real.

-The muslim girl is real.

-Yeh i got fu*k buddies but right now there inactive i have placed them on hold because of my GF

-I didnt say i was having sex with other women you mayb e misunderstood or i misstyped.

-My friends all work or have uni

Since i started going out with my Girl ive been boerd out of my mind. No sex and No going out makes me go CRAZY.

So i post some bullsh*t to get a laugh from some and more importantly to stir up some people. Atleast it cures my boredom for a lil wile.
 
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dude you live in Sydney

get out there and mix it up

make some friends who aren't at uni

get some unemployed friends

create chaos on your streets

**NOT ON THE FORUMS**


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
Since i started going out with my Girl ive been boerd out of my mind. No sex and No going out makes me go CRAZY.
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wasn't a "REALL MAN" suposed to have his own life, A life that has notting to do with his g/f. A hobby, something to keep him buissy. Some kinda interast.

Go get a hobby, Go get a life, Go do something other then piss around the internat,:p
 
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I did have a hobby till she came around a ruined it all :mad:. It was called hanging out with hot girls and having sex. Now i cant do this anymore.

I think i seriously am to young for a GF.
 
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