"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Guys i have just been diagnosed with tourettes syndrome. My life is ruined how can i ever talk to a girl again?

For those of you not familiar with tourettes its a neurological disease were out of nowere i will start shouting and swearing for no apparent reason.

How can i ever have a normal conversation with a girl? this is what happend yesterday when my ex girl friend saw me.

Her: Heyyyyyyy how you been

Me: Great i havent see you in a FU*K FU*K ....FU*K TITTY SASQWATCH YETIIIIIII I AM A YETIIIIII

Her: :eek: what?

Me: hahahaha nothing im just kidding

Her: errrrrrrr right

Me: DILDOS VIBRATORS PUS*Y LIPS AND COONDOMS

Her: WTF were in a shoping center calm down

Me: Hahaha yeh im messing aroun so no seriously how you been?

Her: im ok are you sure your alright

Me: Yeh im fine i just havent been geting much sleep the last few PENIS have been hectic.

Her: What?

Me: what do you mean what?

Her: you said the last few penis

Me: No i didnt your crazy CRAZY WAZY PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER WAKYYYY MICHAEL JACKSON IS A CYBORGGGGGG CAAAAAAAA CAAAAAAAA SL*T FACE

Her: (slaps me and walks away)

I dont know what to do my Master has even kicked me out of my DOJO please helps guys
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Once was wierd, twice was funny, tree times is "ok what ever", but haw many freaking stupid posts are you gona make on her jackass:rolleyes: .:D
 
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when my gf decides she wants to have sex. She wants it to be perfect and she wants us to be in love.

Sooo theres going to be stupid posts to cure my boredom for a wile yet.

Ninja Out
 
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okkkkk, let me get this straight, your gona sit around waiting for your g/f to give you sex. Good luck with that. What happened with that HB10 with the didlo and porn...... I seriously don't know when your being honest and when you being an ass:p .
 
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THAT IS MY GF.....HB9.5 vibrators and porn. I tell her i want to go out with her she gets all happy and stuff blah blah blah.

You should have read my other post il bump it up and read it i CBF typing it all out again.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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do it like they did back in the day, club her over the head and drag her in the bed. (joking:D ) '

slow down next time.
 
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Please.

Do us a favour and end yourself.

You've just been spamming the boards with crap for the last week.
 
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what is going on ?

you ask about some muslim chick

now you got tourettes ?

this is all just a prank right ?

you are using the forum for your personal " special " sense of humour ?

you saying you are bored go outside in the sunshine and walk to the shops and buy a can of coke :)

ring up a friend and go around to their place and play xbox

i thought you said you have sex with your girlfriend 3 times a week ?

The sex isn’t a big issue i can have sex with her 3-4 times a week or sex with other girls. I got a number of **** buddies going at any one time.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80417

you posted pics of your gf ?

you also said you having sex with other women

so whats up ?


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**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 
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Maybe i should stop ostin bullsh*t out of boredom. It gets people mixed up with my real posts.

-My HB9.5 gf who wants to wait is real.

-The muslim girl is real.

-Yeh i got fu*k buddies but right now there inactive i have placed them on hold because of my GF

-I didnt say i was having sex with other women you mayb e misunderstood or i misstyped.

-My friends all work or have uni

Since i started going out with my Girl ive been boerd out of my mind. No sex and No going out makes me go CRAZY.

So i post some bullsh*t to get a laugh from some and more importantly to stir up some people. Atleast it cures my boredom for a lil wile.
 
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dude you live in Sydney

get out there and mix it up

make some friends who aren't at uni

get some unemployed friends

create chaos on your streets

**NOT ON THE FORUMS**


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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
Since i started going out with my Girl ive been boerd out of my mind. No sex and No going out makes me go CRAZY.
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wasn't a "REALL MAN" suposed to have his own life, A life that has notting to do with his g/f. A hobby, something to keep him buissy. Some kinda interast.

Go get a hobby, Go get a life, Go do something other then piss around the internat,:p
 
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I did have a hobby till she came around a ruined it all :mad:. It was called hanging out with hot girls and having sex. Now i cant do this anymore.

I think i seriously am to young for a GF.
 
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