Black_Italian
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Guys i have just been diagnosed with tourettes syndrome. My life is ruined how can i ever talk to a girl again?
For those of you not familiar with tourettes its a neurological disease were out of nowere i will start shouting and swearing for no apparent reason.
How can i ever have a normal conversation with a girl? this is what happend yesterday when my ex girl friend saw me.
Her: Heyyyyyyy how you been
Me: Great i havent see you in a FU*K FU*K ....FU*K TITTY SASQWATCH YETIIIIIII I AM A YETIIIIII
Her: what?
Me: hahahaha nothing im just kidding
Her: errrrrrrr right
Me: DILDOS VIBRATORS PUS*Y LIPS AND COONDOMS
Her: WTF were in a shoping center calm down
Me: Hahaha yeh im messing aroun so no seriously how you been?
Her: im ok are you sure your alright
Me: Yeh im fine i just havent been geting much sleep the last few PENIS have been hectic.
Her: What?
Me: what do you mean what?
Her: you said the last few penis
Me: No i didnt your crazy CRAZY WAZY PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER WAKYYYY MICHAEL JACKSON IS A CYBORGGGGGG CAAAAAAAA CAAAAAAAA SL*T FACE
Her: (slaps me and walks away)
I dont know what to do my Master has even kicked me out of my DOJO please helps guys
For those of you not familiar with tourettes its a neurological disease were out of nowere i will start shouting and swearing for no apparent reason.
How can i ever have a normal conversation with a girl? this is what happend yesterday when my ex girl friend saw me.
Her: Heyyyyyyy how you been
Me: Great i havent see you in a FU*K FU*K ....FU*K TITTY SASQWATCH YETIIIIIII I AM A YETIIIIII
Her: what?
Me: hahahaha nothing im just kidding
Her: errrrrrrr right
Me: DILDOS VIBRATORS PUS*Y LIPS AND COONDOMS
Her: WTF were in a shoping center calm down
Me: Hahaha yeh im messing aroun so no seriously how you been?
Her: im ok are you sure your alright
Me: Yeh im fine i just havent been geting much sleep the last few PENIS have been hectic.
Her: What?
Me: what do you mean what?
Her: you said the last few penis
Me: No i didnt your crazy CRAZY WAZY PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER WAKYYYY MICHAEL JACKSON IS A CYBORGGGGGG CAAAAAAAA CAAAAAAAA SL*T FACE
Her: (slaps me and walks away)
I dont know what to do my Master has even kicked me out of my DOJO please helps guys