Just curious here, who would toss a girls salad ? There is this girl I know and she has a nice round plump ass. I was staring at her pink panties the other day and her butt cheeks were popping out. It got me to thinking that I might want to toss that salad which I have never done before but Im not sure what that experience would be like.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Toss salad?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
diplomatic_lies
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Doesnt salad tossing means having gay sex or something?
spider_007
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no, it means eating her azzhole
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
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Depends on a girl. If the ass is exceptional, and she just showered, then sure, why not?
spider_007
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make sure she don't fart in your face:crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
No Mexican or Indian food, lol.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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Re: Re: Toss salad?
No such thing.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Don't forget the syrup.:moon:
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Are you seriously contemplating licking someones azzhole, which they've been ****ting out of their entire life? Im sure theres plenty of built up suprises inside waiting for you.
So yes I was contemplating it. I wrote this when I was drunk. I find when im drunk Ill probably eat her a hole out but when im sober its a no no. Im having her over this weekend and ill be drinking so we will see what happens.
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Yeah sure I was licking azzhole when it wasnt even "cool" to lick azzhole. Anyway dont be shy you know you want to and chicks love it, dont listen to all these other homos about it being "dirty". If you knew the half of where the b!tches mouth has been, not to mention the sh!t shes shovelled into her mouth on the latest binge of McDonalds the other end is probably just as bad, yet nobody gasps in shock at tongueing down the b!tch........girly men.
familyguyfan
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Yeah because their mouths don't taste bad. Assholes taste like shit. Literally.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Spoken like someone whos never licked azzhole before, or whos licked a b!tches ass without her having a shower and straight after she took a dump. I'm guessing its the former which means dont talk about sh!t (pun not intended) you have no idea about.
Enough THEORISTS speaking out of their asses (pun not intended) here without you adding to it.
diplomatic_lies
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So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
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So you think of your mum when having sex eh or go off on weirdass tangents about slavery when it has no correlation with the topic at hand eh?. And no I wouldnt say I "like" it, more like I saw the b!tch's cornhole and just chowed down, I just did it (and probably will continue to do it), there was no emotion connected to it, unless horniness is an emotion.Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
TedJustAdmitIt
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Doo doo?
Are you 7 or something?
It's called crap.
Blood,urine and lubricating fluids come out the front but you have no reservations in licking that,eh?!
To the OP:HELL YES.....makes sure she's shaved,showered and hasn't just had a dump and you're good to go
I can't believe some of the opinions about sex round here...I think some of you have been watching too many Hollywood flicks...sex ain't like that man,it's wet and messy and all the better for it.
Nothing better than indulging in some mutal anal rimming with a fine arsed lady:yes:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.