Just curious here, who would toss a girls salad ? There is this girl I know and she has a nice round plump ass. I was staring at her pink panties the other day and her butt cheeks were popping out. It got me to thinking that I might want to toss that salad which I have never done before but Im not sure what that experience would be like.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Toss salad?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
diplomatic_lies
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Doesnt salad tossing means having gay sex or something?
spider_007
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no, it means eating her azzhole
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
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Depends on a girl. If the ass is exceptional, and she just showered, then sure, why not?
spider_007
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make sure she don't fart in your face:crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt
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No Mexican or Indian food, lol.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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Re: Re: Toss salad?
No such thing.
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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
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Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Dust 2 Dust
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Don't forget the syrup.:moon:
splinterkb
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Are you seriously contemplating licking someones azzhole, which they've been ****ting out of their entire life? Im sure theres plenty of built up suprises inside waiting for you.
So yes I was contemplating it. I wrote this when I was drunk. I find when im drunk Ill probably eat her a hole out but when im sober its a no no. Im having her over this weekend and ill be drinking so we will see what happens.
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Yeah sure I was licking azzhole when it wasnt even "cool" to lick azzhole. Anyway dont be shy you know you want to and chicks love it, dont listen to all these other homos about it being "dirty". If you knew the half of where the b!tches mouth has been, not to mention the sh!t shes shovelled into her mouth on the latest binge of McDonalds the other end is probably just as bad, yet nobody gasps in shock at tongueing down the b!tch........girly men.
familyguyfan
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Yeah because their mouths don't taste bad. Assholes taste like shit. Literally.
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Spoken like someone whos never licked azzhole before, or whos licked a b!tches ass without her having a shower and straight after she took a dump. I'm guessing its the former which means dont talk about sh!t (pun not intended) you have no idea about.
Enough THEORISTS speaking out of their asses (pun not intended) here without you adding to it.
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So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
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So you think of your mum when having sex eh or go off on weirdass tangents about slavery when it has no correlation with the topic at hand eh?. And no I wouldnt say I "like" it, more like I saw the b!tch's cornhole and just chowed down, I just did it (and probably will continue to do it), there was no emotion connected to it, unless horniness is an emotion.Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
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Doo doo?
Are you 7 or something?
It's called crap.
Blood,urine and lubricating fluids come out the front but you have no reservations in licking that,eh?!
To the OP:HELL YES.....makes sure she's shaved,showered and hasn't just had a dump and you're good to go
I can't believe some of the opinions about sex round here...I think some of you have been watching too many Hollywood flicks...sex ain't like that man,it's wet and messy and all the better for it.
Nothing better than indulging in some mutal anal rimming with a fine arsed lady:yes:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.