spider_007
Master Don Juan
your assuming your gona get to ream some azz afterwards (at least I hope you wouldn't stick your tung inthere)
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Toss salad?
- Thread starter Skel
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TedJustAdmitIt
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I don't understand
Anal Rimming is the act of eating a woman's arse not sticking your c0ck in there.....it's done for the simple fact that it's a turn on for both concerned,not as a bargaining tool ie:I'll eat your arse baby if you let me stick my c0ck in there.
If I PIITA afterwards then that's cool...if not,np.
As far as sticking my tongue in there,I don't know what kind of women you've been in the sack with but all the females that have shared my bed have all had arseholes far too tight to stick something a soft as a tongue in there.
Even on the odd occasion that I have gone where no tongue has gone before and gotten a taste of the funky stuff,it's all good.....yes there are a few nasty diseases you can pick up from crap but I'm very picky about the women I lay and with impeccable hygiene from all concerned and regular STD tests I've never had a problem.
That's not to say that it's a good idea to lick the arse of some skank you picked up in 30mins at the local meat market though
spider_007
Master Don Juan
sorry i missunderstood (yes i'm man enough to admit it)Originally posted by Ted,JustAdmitIt
I don't understand
Anal Rimming is the act of eating a woman's arse not sticking your c0ck in there.....
Rimming & Reaming are two different words
(yes english is my second lagnuage.) no need to bite my head off here.if you replaced the two words, you endup with a puirty nasty thought.
but any way
i supose it's personal preference. I personally wouldn't do it (it just don't turn me on, and it's gross.)
TedJustAdmitIt
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I didn't...just explaining my POVOriginally posted by spider_007
Rimming & Reaming are two different words
Yup...be a dull world if we were all the same:yawn:
mroriginal
Banned
I think its kind of gross
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Hunterchilla
Don Juan
alot of guys do this to girls, the ass hole is so close to the ***** its hard not to lick, i mean their ass is straight in your ass, and your eating their puss, and ur the ass hole is RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, so you lick it. I dont care...
I did it to every girl ive hooked up with and never was it a nasty experience. They were all clean down there.. GIRLS are CLEANER then guys!! its hot i think, the girl definately likes it, stick 2 fingers in the puss, and lick her ass and shes loving it.
ur not supposed to stick ur tongue actually inside the ass hole, but only lick the outside of her ass.
I love doing it to HOT CHIX with really nice asses.
I did it to every girl ive hooked up with and never was it a nasty experience. They were all clean down there.. GIRLS are CLEANER then guys!! its hot i think, the girl definately likes it, stick 2 fingers in the puss, and lick her ass and shes loving it.
ur not supposed to stick ur tongue actually inside the ass hole, but only lick the outside of her ass.
I love doing it to HOT CHIX with really nice asses.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Gayest statement of 2005!
you guys are insane.
I don't even put my fingers near a girls vage, let alone putting my tounge near her @ss..
poo and wee come from those places.
if a girl has washed her hands, she may jack me off, so long as I have a condom on.
I don't even put my fingers near a girls vage, let alone putting my tounge near her @ss..
poo and wee come from those places.
if a girl has washed her hands, she may jack me off, so long as I have a condom on.
Mr. Unique
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thats disgusting
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
AT LEAST MAKE HER GET AN ENEMA.
Oh my GOD that is disgusting!
Oh my GOD that is disgusting!
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Wow this site IS turning chump. Having the bravery to eat a girls asshole does not make you any more of anything except a servant of woman who eats their shit with a smile on your face and says to himself "I'm such a pimp!!!".
Respectless.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16903&highlight=monopoly+respect
Respectless.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16903&highlight=monopoly+respect
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
You havnt lived till you've had a prostate orgasm.
I was having sex with a chick when she slipped a finger or two in there. Little Cent just went
It was magnificent.
I was having sex with a chick when she slipped a finger or two in there. Little Cent just went
It was magnificent.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
lol, but this is disgusting.Originally posted by Centaurion
You havnt lived till you've had a prostate orgasm.
I was having sex with a chick when she slipped a finger or two in there. Little Cent just went
It was magnificent.
:crackup:"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
lol, u sound germaphobic.
( . )( . )
Banned
My vote for 2005 goes to this guy:
And then we move on to this fvckstick telling us only "chumps" lick a b!tches ass
lol this thread just gets better and better.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, you can look at this post and tell who is sexually experienced and who isn't
The same guys who gross out when the subject of eating ***** comes up.
Do you do it with every girl you are with? Hell no.. but i've done it before.. actually pretty good like the previous poster said, if it's clean.
Do that at the same time and have a viabrator on her **** at the same time, she'll love it.
One day, while I was baning this stripper, she told me she wanted to try something new... So first, she flips me over and just starts going at at... Caught me by suprise but hey..
But that's not the half of it.. so she goes to my bathroom and grabs some r u bbing alchol and my fan from my closet.. So she starts licking my balls and after like 5 mintues of that, puts rubbing alchol on my nuts and puts the fan on them... I damn near ****ted on myself.
The best sex is when you try new exciting ****... after a while you get tired of just "getting on top" or "having a girl ride you"..
One day I made this married chick I was seeing give me a Blow Job, in broad daylight, on my apartment balcony when I was staying in a apartment.. and my balcony was facing inwards towards the rest of the apartments.. She loved it
The same guys who gross out when the subject of eating ***** comes up.
Do you do it with every girl you are with? Hell no.. but i've done it before.. actually pretty good like the previous poster said, if it's clean.
Do that at the same time and have a viabrator on her **** at the same time, she'll love it.
One day, while I was baning this stripper, she told me she wanted to try something new... So first, she flips me over and just starts going at at... Caught me by suprise but hey..
But that's not the half of it.. so she goes to my bathroom and grabs some r u bbing alchol and my fan from my closet.. So she starts licking my balls and after like 5 mintues of that, puts rubbing alchol on my nuts and puts the fan on them... I damn near ****ted on myself.
The best sex is when you try new exciting ****... after a while you get tired of just "getting on top" or "having a girl ride you"..
One day I made this married chick I was seeing give me a Blow Job, in broad daylight, on my apartment balcony when I was staying in a apartment.. and my balcony was facing inwards towards the rest of the apartments.. She loved it
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Idd rather be a fvckstick then a sh!t eater.
This is (.)(.)s favorite line in bed...
"You had corn flakes for breakfast, didn't you babe?"
SMILE!
This is (.)(.)s favorite line in bed...
"You had corn flakes for breakfast, didn't you babe?"
SMILE!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.