Just curious here, who would toss a girls salad ? There is this girl I know and she has a nice round plump ass. I was staring at her pink panties the other day and her butt cheeks were popping out. It got me to thinking that I might want to toss that salad which I have never done before but Im not sure what that experience would be like.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Toss salad?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
diplomatic_lies
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Doesnt salad tossing means having gay sex or something?
spider_007
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no, it means eating her azzhole
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
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Depends on a girl. If the ass is exceptional, and she just showered, then sure, why not?
spider_007
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make sure she don't fart in your face:crackup:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Bible_Belt
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No Mexican or Indian food, lol.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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Re: Re: Toss salad?
No such thing.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Dust 2 Dust
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Don't forget the syrup.:moon:
splinterkb
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Are you seriously contemplating licking someones azzhole, which they've been ****ting out of their entire life? Im sure theres plenty of built up suprises inside waiting for you.
So yes I was contemplating it. I wrote this when I was drunk. I find when im drunk Ill probably eat her a hole out but when im sober its a no no. Im having her over this weekend and ill be drinking so we will see what happens.
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Yeah sure I was licking azzhole when it wasnt even "cool" to lick azzhole. Anyway dont be shy you know you want to and chicks love it, dont listen to all these other homos about it being "dirty". If you knew the half of where the b!tches mouth has been, not to mention the sh!t shes shovelled into her mouth on the latest binge of McDonalds the other end is probably just as bad, yet nobody gasps in shock at tongueing down the b!tch........girly men.
familyguyfan
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Yeah because their mouths don't taste bad. Assholes taste like shit. Literally.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Spoken like someone whos never licked azzhole before, or whos licked a b!tches ass without her having a shower and straight after she took a dump. I'm guessing its the former which means dont talk about sh!t (pun not intended) you have no idea about.
Enough THEORISTS speaking out of their asses (pun not intended) here without you adding to it.
diplomatic_lies
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So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
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So you think of your mum when having sex eh or go off on weirdass tangents about slavery when it has no correlation with the topic at hand eh?. And no I wouldnt say I "like" it, more like I saw the b!tch's cornhole and just chowed down, I just did it (and probably will continue to do it), there was no emotion connected to it, unless horniness is an emotion.Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
TedJustAdmitIt
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Doo doo?
Are you 7 or something?
It's called crap.
Blood,urine and lubricating fluids come out the front but you have no reservations in licking that,eh?!
To the OP:HELL YES.....makes sure she's shaved,showered and hasn't just had a dump and you're good to go
I can't believe some of the opinions about sex round here...I think some of you have been watching too many Hollywood flicks...sex ain't like that man,it's wet and messy and all the better for it.
Nothing better than indulging in some mutal anal rimming with a fine arsed lady:yes:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.