"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Took my pants off in front of her

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First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sandow said:
you may wanna slow down there turbo
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :yes: :yes:

Classic.
 

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yeah this was clever....:nervous:
 

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Sandow said:
you may wanna slow down there turbo
Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.
 

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Prodigy746 said:
Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.
haha X2 man
I'm dyin right now.... and the whole visual of the story is funny as well.
 

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GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
Wow....good job :up:
 

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comic_relief said:
GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.


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lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?
 

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ARrocket said:
lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?
humor, confidence, and no expectations except having fun

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guywhoneedshelp said:
First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
pretty good, pretty good lol.
 
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