"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Took my pants off in front of her

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First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sandow said:
you may wanna slow down there turbo
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :yes: :yes:

Classic.
 
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yeah this was clever....:nervous:
 
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Sandow said:
you may wanna slow down there turbo
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Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.
 
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Prodigy746 said:
Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.
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haha X2 man
I'm dyin right now.... and the whole visual of the story is funny as well.
 
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GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.

comic_relief
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
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Wow....good job :up:
 
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comic_relief said:
GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.


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lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?
 
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lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?
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humor, confidence, and no expectations except having fun

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guywhoneedshelp said:
First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
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pretty good, pretty good lol.
 
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