"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Took my pants off in front of her

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First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sandow said:
you may wanna slow down there turbo
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :yes: :yes:

Classic.
 
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yeah this was clever....:nervous:
 
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Sandow said:
you may wanna slow down there turbo
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Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.
 
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Prodigy746 said:
Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.
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haha X2 man
I'm dyin right now.... and the whole visual of the story is funny as well.
 
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GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
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Wow....good job :up:
 
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comic_relief said:
GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.


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lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?
 
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lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?
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humor, confidence, and no expectations except having fun

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guywhoneedshelp said:
First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right
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pretty good, pretty good lol.
 
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