Took my pants off in front of her

[guywhoneedshelp]

First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right

 

[Sandow]

you may wanna slow down there turbo

 

[DonGorgon]

you may wanna slow down there turbo

LOLOLOLOLOLOL:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Dole]

nice job

 

[r0cky]

Reminds me of the Seinfold episode
"He took it out"

 

[oakraiderz2]

you may wanna slow down there turbo

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :yes: :yes:

Classic.

 

[decades]

yeah this was clever....:nervous:

 

[Prodigy746]

you may wanna slow down there turbo

Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.

 

[muzicfreak2k3]

Lol that was the perfect thing to say!!!!!!! you made me laugh for like a minute out load so just saying ROFL doesnt do it.

haha X2 man
I'm dyin right now.... and the whole visual of the story is funny as well.

 

[comic_relief]

GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.

comic_relief

 

[ARrocket]

First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right

Wow....good job

 

[ARrocket]

GREATEST FIELD REPORT EVER!!!

I did the same exact thing about two years ago. I was on a group thing before my friend went off to Afghanistan. we were chilling out and I said, "Let's go skinny dipping!"

The girls look at me wierd, turn around to talk to someone else, and they turn around with my arms around them @$$ naked! They got red in the face as I walked down the path to the creek. They started walking away from me and I chased after them @$$ naked with my d!ck flailing around to and fro. :crackup:

One of them ended up giving me a BJ and I was feeling pretty good after that. Haven't talked to those girls since.


comic_relief

lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?

 

[comic_relief]

lol how did you manage to turn disgust into a BJ?

humor, confidence, and no expectations except having fun

comic_relief

 

[In2theGame]

First time hanging out with this girl. She found me on facebook. She was on the way, so I picked her up and we went to the beach together. Usually I go alone for a couple hours, ride some waves, I figured why not.

She was aight, nothing special. Got done with the beach, went to the car and whipped my **** out right in front of her. Girl looked like she never seen a **** before. Wiped the sand off me, grabbed a change of clothes in the back seat. She says "you are not shy at all" Told her I didn't want to drive home with sand bothering me.

broke the ice. she copies me, changes her clothes, I wipe some sand off her tits.

drove her home, didn't get asked inside yet, i think she said her sister was there or some ****. thats 1 down though, if she dont put out in 3 leykis 101 says move on and damn he's right

pretty good, pretty good lol.