"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tom Brady trades Giselle in for an upgrade...wow

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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He damn sure did!
 

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But will she be casting any Super Bowl witchcraft spells?

9 for the fake boobs, otherwise she's a 9.5.
 

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Certainly an upgrade from Giselle Bighorsechin, surprised this girl is 26 though. She looks older with the filler and likely fake tata's. Good for Brady.

Edit: her boobs are real apparently via a sonogram.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Definitely pretty and at 26, sure an upgrade.

But those pictures have a lot of filters. So to dismiss one of the most famous model in the world...

She might be a better bang. Giselle probably thinks herself as an equal (since she's also filthy rich). But this other young nobody... She'll have to praise his c0ck. From the posts, you can see she's a clout chaser.

You bet Giselle might have problem sleeping after seeing those pictures!


Best thing you can do after a divorce is finding a younger woman and letting your ex find out!
 

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Wow, going from a German-heritage gal from a country where ex-Nazis used to settle to this. OY! :eek:
 

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Certainly an upgrade from Giselle Bighorsechin, surprised this girl is 26 though. She looks older with the filler and likely fake tata's. Good for Brady.

Edit: her boobs are real apparently via a sonogram.
Jewish chicks tend to be naturally chesty - e.g., Barbara Streisand, Ben Shapiro's sister, etc.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think most of the guys on here and you knew this would happen.
 

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Yes, Tom has lot of GOAT's milk at his disposal. :)
 

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Too old. Should have went for 24 at most.
 

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Now someone tell him not to marry this broad. You think they met on millionairematch.com? Haha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Smoke show? Yes
Upgrade? Hell no
The woman married in 2019, by 2021 appears to be divorced, she's doing OnlyFans...clearly she's in for the money and fame.
 

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It's a rebound relationship...all he is doing is fvcking her senseless
I reread the article, it looks like the rumors of relationship are based off a thirsty IG post done by her? :rolleyes:
Anyway, I would've tought a guy with his money would easily have access to prime pvssy....why would he want to get involved in a relationship, more so with a woman who's clearly gold digging? In that respect I said it's no upgrade from GB.
 

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Looks wise, she is way higher SMV than he is. Like WAY higher.

I mean other than his athletic prowess, fame and money, what is there?

He's average looking, or a bit above average, imo anyway.

She's on a completely different level, but good for him!!
All she has for her is her looks, and pretty girls in their 20s are plentiful. She's a divorcee and OnlyFans model, which tanks her SMV.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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