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Toilet paper rant:

Shrubber101

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Toilet roll is big and bulky so so psychologically people associate it with security and a need to bulk buy it. Same things happened in UK.
No frozen veg, tins, flour, medicine coffee, cereal,rice, pasta. Nothing left.
Luckily I have snares, traps and a slingshot. I'm under no illusion that I can live exclusively on the fat of the land but I know what to eat and how to catch what nature has provided and my dehydrator has been working overtime these last few weeks.
 

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There are more deer than people where I live. Maybe that won't be true by the time this virus passes, though. I imagine hunting will be popular, probably poaching too.
 

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That's awefully sh1tty of them
 

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Can't find disinfectant to save my life. It has always been what I used to clean the kitchen and bathroom. Can't find any. Tried about 8 stores today. Had to buy Lysol for $42 on Ebay
 

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My main job is for a major energy drink company and my job is basically to get our product on as many shelf’s, in as many stores as I can.
With that being said, I am in and out of the grocery store all day and my question is
What the **** is wrong with Americans?
Why toilet paper?
I don’t understand it, people are buying ALL the toilet paper in every store. I mean cases on top of cases. I watched a pallet drop in a store with 50 twelve packs of toilet paper.
i **** you not FIVE people bought all 50 packs of toilet paper. That’s an average of 122 rolls of toilet paper each!

122 roles of toilet paper would literally last me three years. How much do people sh*t? I sh*t once a day, twice if I was drinking the night before and I just don’t understand this. One roll of toilet paper gets me atleast 20 poops.

Are people eating it? If this were a real serious pandemic which I don’t believe it is, why aren’t people stacking up one oranges, garlic, tumeric, grapefruit, vitamin C supplements.. things to boost the immune system.
If things really were bad, and you ran out of toilet paper you could always take a soapy wash cloth and wipe with it. I just don’t understand??!?

Someone please make sense of this toilet paper hoarding for me?
To be woowoo, coronavirus and toilet paper are associated with the muladhara chakra aka base or root. It is associated with survival and sexuality.
The msm hype cycle has triggered people’s anxiety around their survival needs, especially toward an unseeable and virtually unknown assailant. In the face on an uncontrollable external factor, the nervous system rallies to what it can control thus the hoarding of food and a more vulnerable aspect of our sexuality - one’s own ass.

Toilet paper is like a emotional binkie for the butt.

Think about how vulnerable you feel when you’re out of TP, pants around your ankles as you shuffle through the cabinets swearing under your breath, hoping that there is one more roll to ease your existential angst.

And there it is!

Victorious and elated, that you can finish wiping your own ass. Triumphant you emerge from the bathroom, dominate in your own reality.

‍lol
 
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Can't find disinfectant to save my life. It has always been what I used to clean the kitchen and bathroom. Can't find any. Tried about 8 stores today. Had to buy Lysol for $42 on Ebay
or
1 cup of bleach in a gal of water.

We truly are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse
 

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They do? I didn't know that was so common. I've heard those wipes aren't flushable in spite of what they say on the package. People that work in the waste industry say they clogs pipes and don't dissolve. Also that's a bunch of chemicals you're putting on your bunghole. They come in handy if you're in public but I still think water is the best solution, for the organism and for the environment. I still use TP but always wash off with the bidet if I can. (But when I travel I always have wipes.) But hey - everyone's different.
Sh1tting in the steadily scarce resource as fresh drinking water is no where near environmentally friendly. No other mammal does this in the animal kingdom.
 

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Most people use wipes and just dry off with toilet paper. You can also wet toilet paper and even use some mild soap if need be. If a person has any anal fissures or hemorrhoids, that can help tremendously.
They do? I didn't know that was so common. I've heard those wipes aren't flushable in spite of what they say on the package. People that work in the waste industry say they clogs pipes and don't dissolve. Also that's a bunch of chemicals you're putting on your bunghole. They come in handy if you're in public but I still think water is the best solution, for the organism and for the environment. I still use TP but always wash off with the bidet if I can. (But when I travel I always have wipes.) But hey - everyone's different.
Okay, no. That is defintiely NOT common, Rick. I’ve actually never ever heard of that in my life, nor have I seen it once in any of the bathrooms I have ever been in when I have gone over to other people’s homes. Unless they have an infant who is still in diapers, I don’t think it’s very common at all lol
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They still got some at my local target lmao yeah they’re definitely not common haha
 
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1 cup of bleach in a gal of water.

We truly are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse
I have found some Clorox Bleach. All is well

The Lysol isn't arriving until Tuesday
 

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Police in Philly are refusing to take anyone to jail for all but the most violent crimes. I would expect other major urban areas to follow suit. That's why people are buying guns.
 
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I stocked up on non-perishable items, dehydrated foods, seeds for planting vegetables, and there's an order in for baby chicks. Fvck toilet paper. I have enough old socks kicking around that I could use if need be. People are truly dumb.

I'm contemplating if I should go buy a gun or a crossbow. I'm legal to own them and I'd like to hunt my own food.
 
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