"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dante420 said:
Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?
Answer 1: (If this is your first Christmas together) Same thing you got me last year.

Answer 2: I'm getting you out of those clothes.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.

Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."
 

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Dante420 said:
Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?
reframe: wait a sec! i thought you were on the naughty list!

sh1t test: you're weird =]
 

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reframe: well the exit is right over there

sh!t test: Can you hand me the bag?
 

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reframe: nah, a little make-up will do for you

sh1t test: you could use some exercise
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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reframe: *pause* ...............*shrug* Okay. *start taking off pants*

sh1t test: Do I look fat in this outfit?
 

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I also had to comment on this one.....



Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?
A white Christmas ......and a towel.
 

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Why would you be tired of sh!t tests?

Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.

Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.

You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.
 

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The less attractive you are to a female, that is, the less value you have to her, the more of these tests you are going to get. Get your own sh1t together, and you'll face fewer if any sh1t tests.

I can tell you from first hand experience, if you are attractive in multiple ways, you will be the one doing the screening, rather than the females.
 

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Jitterbug said:
Why would you be tired of sh!t tests?

Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.

Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.

You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.
sorry... i guess what i meant was... "TIRED OF GETTING OWNED BY SH!T TESTS?!"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.

Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."
 

I'm in the Mood

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Energy25 said:
I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.

Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."
"Then get me in a nicer mood."

This shyt test can be ignored though, you could have said "Yep, so when are you available? I can do Friday night, Saturday night or Sunday afternoon..."

Shyt tests can be ignored, like so and you dissolve her resistance this way.

Anyone have one for: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
No? Come on now.
 

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I'm in the Mood said:
"Then get me in a nicer mood."

This shyt test can be ignored though, you could have said "Yep, so when are you available? I can do Friday night, Saturday night or Sunday afternoon..."

Shyt tests can be ignored, like so and you dissolve her resistance this way.

Anyone have one for: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
No? Come on now.
"Ya me to, we should arrange a play date for them"
 
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