Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Answer 1: (If this is your first Christmas together) Same thing you got me last year.Dante420 said:
Answer 2: I'm getting you out of those clothes.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Tired of sh!t tests? Get good at them here!
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Answer 2: I'm getting you out of those clothes.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
keepitirie
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reframe: wait a sec! i thought you were on the naughty list!Dante420 said:Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?
sh1t test: you're weird =]
moneyisking
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reframe: well the exit is right over there
sh!t test: Can you hand me the bag?
sh!t test: Can you hand me the bag?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Nexus Polaris
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reframe: *pause* ...............*shrug* Okay. *start taking off pants*
sh1t test: Do I look fat in this outfit?
sh1t test: Do I look fat in this outfit?
Nexus Polaris
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I also had to comment on this one.....
A white Christmas ......and a towel.Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?
Why would you be tired of sh!t tests?
Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.
Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.
You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.
Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.
Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.
You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.
kody_starr
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The less attractive you are to a female, that is, the less value you have to her, the more of these tests you are going to get. Get your own sh1t together, and you'll face fewer if any sh1t tests.
I can tell you from first hand experience, if you are attractive in multiple ways, you will be the one doing the screening, rather than the females.
I can tell you from first hand experience, if you are attractive in multiple ways, you will be the one doing the screening, rather than the females.
keepitirie
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sorry... i guess what i meant was... "TIRED OF GETTING OWNED BY SH!T TESTS?!"Jitterbug said:Why would you be tired of sh!t tests?
Sh!t testing is a woman's way of (mentally) checking a guy out to see if he's the real deal, the equivalent of you checking out her cleavage or legs.
Get the attitude towards a woman's sh!t tests right, and you'll be able to handle them all with ease, instead of memorizing lines.
You should be worried when the woman you're pursuing or in a relationship with is not sh!t testing you at all. That usually means she's lost interest.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm in the Mood
Master Don Juan
"Then get me in a nicer mood."Energy25 said:I'm interested in this one because a girl once said it to me when I suggested we hang out.
Sh!t test: "You're always so mean to me."
This shyt test can be ignored though, you could have said "Yep, so when are you available? I can do Friday night, Saturday night or Sunday afternoon..."
Shyt tests can be ignored, like so and you dissolve her resistance this way.
Anyone have one for: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
No? Come on now.
Dante420
Master Don Juan
"Ya me to, we should arrange a play date for them"I'm in the Mood said:"Then get me in a nicer mood."
This shyt test can be ignored though, you could have said "Yep, so when are you available? I can do Friday night, Saturday night or Sunday afternoon..."
Shyt tests can be ignored, like so and you dissolve her resistance this way.
Anyone have one for: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
No? Come on now.