"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This thread is all about reframing a sh1t test... All you have to do is look at the quote the person said before you and reframe it as fast and as best as you can...

after you reframe the sh1t test, leave a sh1t test for the next person to reframe!

ex. sh1t test: I could really go for a coffee right now!
reframe: me too! get me one while you're at it!

alright. lets have some fun with this!

sh1t test: Can you do me a favor for me??
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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reframe: Possibly, what's in it for me?

sh!t test: (as you go to take her pants off) "I don't think we should be doing this.."
 
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keepitirie said:
This thread is all about reframing a sh1t test... All you have to do is look at the quote the person said before you and reframe it as fast and as best as you can...

after you reframe the sh1t test, leave a sh1t test for the next person to reframe!

ex. sh1t test: I could really go for a coffee right now!
reframe: me too! get me one while you're at it!

alright. lets have some fun with this!

sh1t test: Can you do me a favor for me??
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thats not a **** test, she is just suggesting to go for a coffee.
 
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Scars said:
reframe: Possibly, what's in it for me?

sh!t test: (as you go to take her pants off) "I don't think we should be doing this.."
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Good thing I dont pay you to think.. ROFL!
 
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kingy said:
thats not a **** test, she is just suggesting to go for a coffee.
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on the contrary my friend. some people just blantantly say, "ok, let me buy you one."

this one was the easy sh1t test so everyone would get a feel for it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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remember to leave a sh1t test for someone else to reframe.

sh1t test: how many girls have you been with?
 
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keepitirie said:
remember to leave a sh1t test for someone else to reframe.

sh1t test: how many girls have you been with?
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"you mean this week?"

I can't think of a sh1t test to leave right now.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skydiver43127 said:
sh1t test: "I hate guys who only think about sex"
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reframe: If that were true you wouldn’t love me.

sh1t test: We are friends right?
 
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sh1t test: We are friends right?
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Of course my horse!!

STest: "You love me, don´t you?"
 
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Blue Phoenix said:
Of course my horse!!

STest: "You love me, don´t you?"
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reframe: no, im in it for the sex.

s test: i think your best friend is hot
 
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Ease said:
reframe: no, im in it for the sex.

s test: i think your best friend is hot
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reframe: me too, hook me up with her.

s test: you're being too pushy (attempting kiss close)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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s test: you're being too pushy (attempting kiss close)
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If I was being too pushy your ass would be lying on the ground right now.

S-test: Buy me a drink.

Btw this is a very intriguing and entertaining thread, +rep.
 
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Are you being serious or is this some type of metaphor? If you've actually convinced yourself that a woman who says "I could really go for a coffee" is testing you in some way, you really ought to chill. The reply "Me too! get me one while you're at it" will seem either comical in a juvenile way or just plain juvenile.
 
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Abcd said:
Are you being serious or is this some type of metaphor? If you've actually convinced yourself that a woman who says "I could really go for a coffee" is testing you in some way, you really ought to chill. The reply "Me too! get me one while you're at it" will seem either comical in a juvenile way or just plain juvenile.
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umm isn't everything a woman does a test?
 
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umm isn't everything a woman does a test?
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Sure - everything a woman does is a test, the government is out to get you, and when anybody says they could "go for a coffee," you better have a jerky retort handy or boy will you fail that examination.

Or, maybe some people are so wrapped up in delusions that they are missing the big picture. Just gonna throw that out there.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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