Tired of sh!t tests? Get good at them here!

[keepitirie]

This thread is all about reframing a sh1t test... All you have to do is look at the quote the person said before you and reframe it as fast and as best as you can...

after you reframe the sh1t test, leave a sh1t test for the next person to reframe!

ex. sh1t test: I could really go for a coffee right now!
reframe: me too! get me one while you're at it!

alright. lets have some fun with this!

sh1t test: Can you do me a favor for me??

 

[Scars]

reframe: Possibly, what's in it for me?

sh!t test: (as you go to take her pants off) "I don't think we should be doing this.."

 

[kingy]

This thread is all about reframing a sh1t test... All you have to do is look at the quote the person said before you and reframe it as fast and as best as you can...

after you reframe the sh1t test, leave a sh1t test for the next person to reframe!

ex. sh1t test: I could really go for a coffee right now!
reframe: me too! get me one while you're at it!

alright. lets have some fun with this!

sh1t test: Can you do me a favor for me??

thats not a **** test, she is just suggesting to go for a coffee.

 

[MSwrestler]

reframe: Possibly, what's in it for me?

sh!t test: (as you go to take her pants off) "I don't think we should be doing this.."

Good thing I dont pay you to think.. ROFL!

 

[keepitirie]

thats not a **** test, she is just suggesting to go for a coffee.

on the contrary my friend. some people just blantantly say, "ok, let me buy you one."

this one was the easy sh1t test so everyone would get a feel for it.

 

[keepitirie]

remember to leave a sh1t test for someone else to reframe.

sh1t test: how many girls have you been with?

 

[Scion]

remember to leave a sh1t test for someone else to reframe.

sh1t test: how many girls have you been with?

"you mean this week?"

I can't think of a sh1t test to leave right now.

 

[alphaace]

sh1t test: do you think she is hott?

 

[keepitirie]

sh1t test: do you think she is hott?

reframe: why? do you want me to hook you up with her?

sh1t test: why are you here?

 

[dj_china]

reframe: why? do you want me to hook you up with her?

sh1t test: why are you here?

reframe: because you're keeping me here

sh1t test: bring you're friend too, he's cute!

 

[Skydiver43127]

sh1t test: bring you're friend too, he's cute!

reframe: "You think so? Just wait till you see his sister!"

sh1t test: "I hate guys who only think about sex"

 

[tehownerer]

sh1t test: "I hate guys who only think about sex"

reframe: If that were true you wouldn’t love me.

sh1t test: We are friends right?

 

[Blue Phoenix]

sh1t test: We are friends right?

Of course my horse!!

STest: "You love me, don´t you?"

 

[Ease]

Of course my horse!!

STest: "You love me, don´t you?"

reframe: no, im in it for the sex.

s test: i think your best friend is hot

 

[pete101]

reframe: no, im in it for the sex.

s test: i think your best friend is hot

reframe: me too, hook me up with her.

s test: you're being too pushy (attempting kiss close)

 

[I'm in the Mood]

s test: you're being too pushy (attempting kiss close)

If I was being too pushy your ass would be lying on the ground right now.

S-test: Buy me a drink.

Btw this is a very intriguing and entertaining thread, +rep.

 

[Abcd]

Are you being serious or is this some type of metaphor? If you've actually convinced yourself that a woman who says "I could really go for a coffee" is testing you in some way, you really ought to chill. The reply "Me too! get me one while you're at it" will seem either comical in a juvenile way or just plain juvenile.

 

[Eternal87]

Are you being serious or is this some type of metaphor? If you've actually convinced yourself that a woman who says "I could really go for a coffee" is testing you in some way, you really ought to chill. The reply "Me too! get me one while you're at it" will seem either comical in a juvenile way or just plain juvenile.

umm isn't everything a woman does a test?

 

[Abcd]

umm isn't everything a woman does a test?

Sure - everything a woman does is a test, the government is out to get you, and when anybody says they could "go for a coffee," you better have a jerky retort handy or boy will you fail that examination.

Or, maybe some people are so wrapped up in delusions that they are missing the big picture. Just gonna throw that out there.

 

[Dante420]

Sh!t test: What you getting me for Christmas?