MrWood
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why didnt you hit that?
I nailed a chick with 2 broken legs on her insurance holiday in Hawaii (circa 1988)
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Tinder experiment...
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I nailed a chick with 2 broken legs on her insurance holiday in Hawaii (circa 1988)
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
RichardTheFrog
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Because it wasn't my real picture.
And also because she stopped talking after I couldn't provide an Instagram or Facebook account.
MoreThanSmooth
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As I keep banging on about in every other thread, the whole 1-10 looks thing people base all this fake picture and attraction worth off of is totally overused. Some girls might consider a model like him a 10, some might consider him a mere 5 or 6.
Some women are into really fat dudes. Some guys are into really fat chicks. All this stuff saying that you can quantify attraction universally as 1-10 is b*llocks - unless someone is plainly extremely symmetrical or very unusual looking.
The obvious response would be: "But Smooth, movie stars are hot and everyone agrees this!" Well yeah. And some of them are very good looking. But some attractive women also think Steve Buscemi is an absolute hunk just by virtue of his being a movie star - fame is an aphrodisiac.
RichardTheFrog
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And some think Justin Timberlake is ugly.
I think height is very important, which unfortunately I don't have.
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If you've got the choice between a pretty-boy like a young Leonardo Di Caprio, or a "manly man" like Clint Eastwood in his Spaghetti Western prime...who is more attractive? Women really like both, for completely different reasons. It's completely subjective (though I'd rather be like Clint, because he's a badass rather than looking like a p*ssy who puts his face in a tub of vaseline every day).
Height does seem to be a factor that influences attraction to women subconsciously. But if you have the personality or physique to make up for it I imagine it isn't too bad.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
tinder is nonsense, im only on it because its comfortable to not move my ass. but its cancer and even loggin on these apps immediately makes you low bob who wastes his time meaninglessly messaging random women who arent in reality worth too much, and they wont even respond. if they will go on a date then that will be wasted time too.