"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Threeples"

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A woman mentioned this "threeple" concept, which is three people living together. Two men and a woman. I just didnt' think man kind
got so hard up for women like there is a shortage of women going around.

But the fact that she said it, means it's a viewpoint that some of them desire. Let me guess who is the "head" of the house in that scenario? Likely the woman.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A woman mentioned this "threeple" concept, which is three people living together. Two men and a woman. I just didnt' think man kind
got so hard up for women like there is a shortage of women going around.

But the fact that she said it, means it's a viewpoint that some of them desire. Let me guess who is the "head" of the house in that scenario? Likely the woman.
Ever hear of three's company? Two females, one male. Worked well in the 70's in Cali.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Lemme guess she's the head of the house in the situation. What a nightmare.
I believe so. She was also impregnated by the thin one. They each take turns sleeping with her each night. She has three orifices, why can't they just switch orifices instead of nights? Honestly, I am amazed that fat ugly females are able to procreate. I can somewhat understand fat and chubby females, but not fat/chubby and ugly.
 

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I used to steal the lines off threes company back in my single days. Nothing subtle about the gags which is perfect for chicks. Works with about any 70s or 80s sitcom before the world turned to sh1t. I think zekko is pretty close to Alf but a bit more paternalistic. BTW I liked Alf.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lol soon all the simp has to share a whale just to feel alive and nornal, thats just unbelievable what these simp are capable of, i wonder what kind of bs they put up with this women.i see poor self-worth, incels like archetypes, and soon be living in the street once this women get bored with them and hook another simp that feels/brings new kind of excitements
 

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This is pretty pathetic. I've seen some examples of this in seattle. Men who are otherwise attractive married to controlling fat ugly women. They look like zombies with no joy in their eyes.

But what can you expect when they've been raised to be good little male feminist ally. Anyone who cucks out like this has effectively had their man card revoked, if they ever even had one in the first place.
 

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Yea, possibly for weak ass males. Here you go.

I just puked and lost my appetite for the day.

That thin guy creeps the **** out of me. The other 3 look like basement dwellers.

Cant help these landwhales think theres an abundance of men and men think theres a scarcity of women. I mean look at this bbc link. On their home page advocating for it.


That whole household added together still doesn't equal a 10.
Made my day. I'll only watch the entire video if you provide the commentary.
 
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This is pretty pathetic. I've seen some examples of this in seattle. Men who are otherwise attractive married to controlling fat ugly women. They look like zombies with no joy in their eyes.

But what can you expect when they've been raised to be good little male feminist ally. Anyone who cucks out like this has effectively had their man card revoked, if they ever even had one in the first place.
It don't matter if she's fat or fine the net result is exactly the same.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I just puked and lost my appetite for the day.

That thin guy creeps the **** out of me. The other 3 look like basement dwellers.

Cant help these landwhales think theres an abundance of men and men think theres a scarcity of women. I mean look at this bbc link. On their home page advocating for it.



Made my day. I'll only watch the entire video if you provide the commentary.
This is what thirst gets the AFC. If I had the option of her or celibacy, I'd chose the later.
 

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Yea, possibly for weak ass males. Here you go.

Wtf, those guys needed better friends and parents or something. Someone should have slapped the **** out of all of them. What was with the girl's older brother? I cant imagine how there baby is going to turn out.
 

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WTF????

I'm just now seeing this, and I thought it was a joke. But I see that it is NOT.

As George Costanza from Seinfeld might say:

"I'm speechless...I am WITHOUT "speech".

V.U.
 

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This is what thirst gets the AFC. If I had the option of her or celibacy, I'd chose the later.
I mean they can always fly down to amsterdam or germany and **** hot $100 ho's.
"The free ones tend to be more expensive"

On the plus side they dont have to go to far for whale watching.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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