"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Threeples"

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A woman mentioned this "threeple" concept, which is three people living together. Two men and a woman. I just didnt' think man kind
got so hard up for women like there is a shortage of women going around.

But the fact that she said it, means it's a viewpoint that some of them desire. Let me guess who is the "head" of the house in that scenario? Likely the woman.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A woman mentioned this "threeple" concept, which is three people living together. Two men and a woman. I just didnt' think man kind
got so hard up for women like there is a shortage of women going around.

But the fact that she said it, means it's a viewpoint that some of them desire. Let me guess who is the "head" of the house in that scenario? Likely the woman.
Ever hear of three's company? Two females, one male. Worked well in the 70's in Cali.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lemme guess she's the head of the house in the situation. What a nightmare.
I believe so. She was also impregnated by the thin one. They each take turns sleeping with her each night. She has three orifices, why can't they just switch orifices instead of nights? Honestly, I am amazed that fat ugly females are able to procreate. I can somewhat understand fat and chubby females, but not fat/chubby and ugly.
 

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I used to steal the lines off threes company back in my single days. Nothing subtle about the gags which is perfect for chicks. Works with about any 70s or 80s sitcom before the world turned to sh1t. I think zekko is pretty close to Alf but a bit more paternalistic. BTW I liked Alf.
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lol soon all the simp has to share a whale just to feel alive and nornal, thats just unbelievable what these simp are capable of, i wonder what kind of bs they put up with this women.i see poor self-worth, incels like archetypes, and soon be living in the street once this women get bored with them and hook another simp that feels/brings new kind of excitements
 

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This is pretty pathetic. I've seen some examples of this in seattle. Men who are otherwise attractive married to controlling fat ugly women. They look like zombies with no joy in their eyes.

But what can you expect when they've been raised to be good little male feminist ally. Anyone who cucks out like this has effectively had their man card revoked, if they ever even had one in the first place.
 

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Yea, possibly for weak ass males. Here you go.

I just puked and lost my appetite for the day.

That thin guy creeps the **** out of me. The other 3 look like basement dwellers.

Cant help these landwhales think theres an abundance of men and men think theres a scarcity of women. I mean look at this bbc link. On their home page advocating for it.


That whole household added together still doesn't equal a 10.
Made my day. I'll only watch the entire video if you provide the commentary.
 
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This is pretty pathetic. I've seen some examples of this in seattle. Men who are otherwise attractive married to controlling fat ugly women. They look like zombies with no joy in their eyes.

But what can you expect when they've been raised to be good little male feminist ally. Anyone who cucks out like this has effectively had their man card revoked, if they ever even had one in the first place.
It don't matter if she's fat or fine the net result is exactly the same.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I just puked and lost my appetite for the day.

That thin guy creeps the **** out of me. The other 3 look like basement dwellers.

Cant help these landwhales think theres an abundance of men and men think theres a scarcity of women. I mean look at this bbc link. On their home page advocating for it.



Made my day. I'll only watch the entire video if you provide the commentary.
This is what thirst gets the AFC. If I had the option of her or celibacy, I'd chose the later.
 

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Yea, possibly for weak ass males. Here you go.

Wtf, those guys needed better friends and parents or something. Someone should have slapped the **** out of all of them. What was with the girl's older brother? I cant imagine how there baby is going to turn out.
 

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WTF????

I'm just now seeing this, and I thought it was a joke. But I see that it is NOT.

As George Costanza from Seinfeld might say:

"I'm speechless...I am WITHOUT "speech".

V.U.
 

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This is what thirst gets the AFC. If I had the option of her or celibacy, I'd chose the later.
I mean they can always fly down to amsterdam or germany and **** hot $100 ho's.
"The free ones tend to be more expensive"

On the plus side they dont have to go to far for whale watching.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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