"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A woman mentioned this "threeple" concept, which is three people living together. Two men and a woman. I just didnt' think man kind
got so hard up for women like there is a shortage of women going around.

But the fact that she said it, means it's a viewpoint that some of them desire. Let me guess who is the "head" of the house in that scenario? Likely the woman.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A woman mentioned this "threeple" concept, which is three people living together. Two men and a woman. I just didnt' think man kind
got so hard up for women like there is a shortage of women going around.

But the fact that she said it, means it's a viewpoint that some of them desire. Let me guess who is the "head" of the house in that scenario? Likely the woman.
Ever hear of three's company? Two females, one male. Worked well in the 70's in Cali.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Lemme guess she's the head of the house in the situation. What a nightmare.
I believe so. She was also impregnated by the thin one. They each take turns sleeping with her each night. She has three orifices, why can't they just switch orifices instead of nights? Honestly, I am amazed that fat ugly females are able to procreate. I can somewhat understand fat and chubby females, but not fat/chubby and ugly.
 

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I used to steal the lines off threes company back in my single days. Nothing subtle about the gags which is perfect for chicks. Works with about any 70s or 80s sitcom before the world turned to sh1t. I think zekko is pretty close to Alf but a bit more paternalistic. BTW I liked Alf.
 

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Lol soon all the simp has to share a whale just to feel alive and nornal, thats just unbelievable what these simp are capable of, i wonder what kind of bs they put up with this women.i see poor self-worth, incels like archetypes, and soon be living in the street once this women get bored with them and hook another simp that feels/brings new kind of excitements
 

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This is pretty pathetic. I've seen some examples of this in seattle. Men who are otherwise attractive married to controlling fat ugly women. They look like zombies with no joy in their eyes.

But what can you expect when they've been raised to be good little male feminist ally. Anyone who cucks out like this has effectively had their man card revoked, if they ever even had one in the first place.
 

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Yea, possibly for weak ass males. Here you go.

I just puked and lost my appetite for the day.

That thin guy creeps the **** out of me. The other 3 look like basement dwellers.

Cant help these landwhales think theres an abundance of men and men think theres a scarcity of women. I mean look at this bbc link. On their home page advocating for it.


That whole household added together still doesn't equal a 10.
Made my day. I'll only watch the entire video if you provide the commentary.
 
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This is pretty pathetic. I've seen some examples of this in seattle. Men who are otherwise attractive married to controlling fat ugly women. They look like zombies with no joy in their eyes.

But what can you expect when they've been raised to be good little male feminist ally. Anyone who cucks out like this has effectively had their man card revoked, if they ever even had one in the first place.
It don't matter if she's fat or fine the net result is exactly the same.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I just puked and lost my appetite for the day.

That thin guy creeps the **** out of me. The other 3 look like basement dwellers.

Cant help these landwhales think theres an abundance of men and men think theres a scarcity of women. I mean look at this bbc link. On their home page advocating for it.



Made my day. I'll only watch the entire video if you provide the commentary.
This is what thirst gets the AFC. If I had the option of her or celibacy, I'd chose the later.
 

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Yea, possibly for weak ass males. Here you go.

Wtf, those guys needed better friends and parents or something. Someone should have slapped the **** out of all of them. What was with the girl's older brother? I cant imagine how there baby is going to turn out.
 

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WTF????

I'm just now seeing this, and I thought it was a joke. But I see that it is NOT.

As George Costanza from Seinfeld might say:

"I'm speechless...I am WITHOUT "speech".

V.U.
 

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This is what thirst gets the AFC. If I had the option of her or celibacy, I'd chose the later.
I mean they can always fly down to amsterdam or germany and **** hot $100 ho's.
"The free ones tend to be more expensive"

On the plus side they dont have to go to far for whale watching.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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