"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This would be a great joke to tell on a date.

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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea


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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Maybe I didn't read it correctly but I see no jokes...
 

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Idiot.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ima str8 up pimp said:
sexy_kuta
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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea


06-07-2006, 09:03 PM #6
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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
HAHA, even though it's not really a necessary post, that is funny ****.
 

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I see what's funny in the post; I just see no jokes. There is a difference between a joke and laughing at a guy for being a moron.
 

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hey!! making fun of me!?!?!?

lol im glad i made you guys laugh haha
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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sexy_kuta

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lol are u guys laughing at me or at his response
im confused
 

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Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
 

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paraguayandj said:
Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
I prefer: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 

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wtf are you guys on
 

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sexy_kuta said:
wtf are you guys on
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Slevin said:
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
nah son, is all about acid for me, im enjoying looking at lucy in the sky of diamond (if you know what i mean)
 

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fux joo!
 
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