"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This would be a great joke to tell on a date.

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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea

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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Maybe I didn't read it correctly but I see no jokes...
 
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Idiot.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ima str8 up pimp said:
sexy_kuta
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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea

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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
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HAHA, even though it's not really a necessary post, that is funny ****.
 
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I see what's funny in the post; I just see no jokes. There is a difference between a joke and laughing at a guy for being a moron.
 
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hey!! making fun of me!?!?!?

lol im glad i made you guys laugh haha
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol are u guys laughing at me or at his response
im confused
 
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Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
 
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paraguayandj said:
Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
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I prefer: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
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wtf are you guys on
 
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sexy_kuta said:
wtf are you guys on
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Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Slevin said:
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
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nah son, is all about acid for me, im enjoying looking at lucy in the sky of diamond (if you know what i mean)
 
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fux joo!
 
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