"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This would be a great joke to tell on a date.

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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea

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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Maybe I didn't read it correctly but I see no jokes...
 
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Idiot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ima str8 up pimp said:
sexy_kuta
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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea

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HAHA, even though it's not really a necessary post, that is funny ****.
 
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I see what's funny in the post; I just see no jokes. There is a difference between a joke and laughing at a guy for being a moron.
 
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hey!! making fun of me!?!?!?

lol im glad i made you guys laugh haha
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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lol are u guys laughing at me or at his response
im confused
 
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Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
 
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paraguayandj said:
Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
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I prefer: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
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wtf are you guys on
 
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sexy_kuta said:
wtf are you guys on
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Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Slevin said:
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
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nah son, is all about acid for me, im enjoying looking at lucy in the sky of diamond (if you know what i mean)
 
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fux joo!
 
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